18703 pts ยท June 17, 2014
Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I will do fuck all.
Can we stop sucking this dude off now?
I don't want to go to Nineveh,
These animals look fucking weird.
Why is it that out of all the fucking people on the plane, it's always the 8 foot 11 dude who's built like a capital T that sits next to me?
When the spanking is a little too agressive
Is this a hen do?
When the teacher has you grade each-other's assignments.
I will take that challenge.
MFs lookin' like they walked straight out of the Capital in Hunger Games.
I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose.
He complains about how all the outdoor cats are assholes.
I don't even have an f.
"Got something I'm supposed to deliver... Your hands only."
I guess there shouldn't technically be anything wrong, but that don't make it feel right.
Another classic tumblr r/thathappened.
Probably would work because they don't give a shit.
It sure as fuck is.
"Errybody wanna be a bodybuildah, but dohn nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights." Gotta get big, dude.
So what are you, a racist, homophobic nazi, or an over-sensitive snowflake who's too soft and wants to ruin America?
He loved Germany, Germany loved him. But those pesky outsiders had to fuck it all up. /s
Fuck you, nazi / Fuck you, snowflake
@ NLF @ NVA
The fuck did they think would happen?
I can crawl on the ground at 19 miles an hour, then.
He's a consummate professional.
Tattoo material, there.
I don't like to brag, but I put a Hong Kong flag overlay on all my profile pictures.
Can we stop sucking this dude off now?
I don't want to go to Nineveh,
These animals look fucking weird.
Why is it that out of all the fucking people on the plane, it's always the 8 foot 11 dude who's built like a capital T that sits next to me?
When the spanking is a little too agressive
Is this a hen do?
When the teacher has you grade each-other's assignments.
I will take that challenge.
MFs lookin' like they walked straight out of the Capital in Hunger Games.
I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose.
He complains about how all the outdoor cats are assholes.
I don't even have an f.
"Got something I'm supposed to deliver... Your hands only."
I guess there shouldn't technically be anything wrong, but that don't make it feel right.
Another classic tumblr r/thathappened.
Probably would work because they don't give a shit.
It sure as fuck is.
"Errybody wanna be a bodybuildah, but dohn nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights." Gotta get big, dude.
So what are you, a racist, homophobic nazi, or an over-sensitive snowflake who's too soft and wants to ruin America?
He loved Germany, Germany loved him. But those pesky outsiders had to fuck it all up. /s
Fuck you, nazi / Fuck you, snowflake
@ NLF @ NVA
The fuck did they think would happen?
I can crawl on the ground at 19 miles an hour, then.
He's a consummate professional.
Tattoo material, there.
I don't like to brag, but I put a Hong Kong flag overlay on all my profile pictures.