MessageMeYourCats

18703 pts ยท June 17, 2014


Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I will do fuck all.

Can we stop sucking this dude off now?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't want to go to Nineveh,

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These animals look fucking weird.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it that out of all the fucking people on the plane, it's always the 8 foot 11 dude who's built like a capital T that sits next to me?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the spanking is a little too agressive

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Is this a hen do?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the teacher has you grade each-other's assignments.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I will take that challenge.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MFs lookin' like they walked straight out of the Capital in Hunger Games.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He complains about how all the outdoor cats are assholes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even have an f.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Got something I'm supposed to deliver... Your hands only."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess there shouldn't technically be anything wrong, but that don't make it feel right.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Another classic tumblr r/thathappened.

6 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 32

Probably would work because they don't give a shit.

6 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 2

It sure as fuck is.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Errybody wanna be a bodybuildah, but dohn nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights." Gotta get big, dude.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what are you, a racist, homophobic nazi, or an over-sensitive snowflake who's too soft and wants to ruin America?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He loved Germany, Germany loved him. But those pesky outsiders had to fuck it all up. /s

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, nazi / Fuck you, snowflake

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@ NLF @ NVA

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fuck did they think would happen?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can crawl on the ground at 19 miles an hour, then.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a consummate professional.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tattoo material, there.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't like to brag, but I put a Hong Kong flag overlay on all my profile pictures.

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