Messy91

786 pts ยท August 3, 2018


Thank you for my first laugh today ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assumed it was a way to escape an unwelcome guest. I'm sticking with my theory!

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I particularly like his lack of confidence that they wouldn't accidentally make an anteater...

5 years ago | Likes 381 Dislikes 2

I'm fairly sure it's from a film called Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Listen, I love heartwarming videos as much as the next guy. But this is screaming made up for internet points to me

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

They're pretending to not know who he is, even without the make up (and I imagine he sometimes gets mistaken for Ewan McGregor)

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

'Stopped walking to see how long until he noticed I was gone'

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well they should like a real charmer.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, she can only afford to RENT a private jet. Well of course that's much more relatable

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Large supermarkets often have a US snack shelf now. Clearly the first step in complete American candy hegemony

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm enjoying it more now there's a steady stream of those responsible being caught/punished/generally embarrassed. Here's to schadenfreude!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nobody should get a free pass on crappy behaviour just because they made something popular. See many historical examples

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, this virus really wants to wipe us out huh

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always lose it at 'dingle arm'

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

It was 'knock-a-door run' for me. Thems were the days!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I work in HR, and my boss makes me lead a daily company call where I have to be Captain Pep. It honestly keeps me awake at night

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I think that's a more recent edit, it looks like the kind of ridiculous filter they use on Instagram 'fan' accounts

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

'He says you look BB-great', boy that's too cute!

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

See how they immediately set to work tenderising the meat. Harrowing scenes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should do any more debates remotely so they can just mute Trump when his time's up...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same dudes complaining about girls with muffin tops I bet. You can't win!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

God that scared me for a second

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's quite unkind, really...

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

The first picture is giving me serious 'girl from the Craft' vibes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 - *repeatedly stabs Witch-King of Angmar, wonders why it's not working*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this puppy in witness protection or something?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or that they would high five them on their way up to perform, which would be a great addition to the strip club experience in my view

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think it's that they have a similar level of respect/excitement for strippers taking the stage as this kid does for footballers

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Could you set up the camera to point in at PJ? It would be so adorable!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1