Metros11

114 pts ยท December 12, 2014


This is my public profile, so I wrote something about myself!

I only know what Bing is cause I Googled it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about "bitch go return that tattoo and get your money back to pay your bills".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Slava heroyam Ukrayini!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nile?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy making out with Gary!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dudley is one smart turtle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I guess you'd have to go through an interview process to date this chick.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Car guys know. Is it at least a turbo convertible?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm Ukrainian, and this is hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a vegan.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Who needs mainstream media when you have Trump's own Twitter account. No unnecessary bias there, just pure Trump.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you had to replace the caliper, right? Assuming that piston was shredded as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You drive a PT Cruiser? Ffs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every time1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

These are amazing!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what powers the pod racers, right?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Let me ask my 7 year old son.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Deep...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true, Russians don't clear snow. They just throw sand on the roads.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah, not savage. Actually a well written show.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 29

Is OP saying America doesn't feed its Muslims?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ukraine? Politician's car?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't this be a meme of scumbag Steve?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Mind blown.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Splashed on shipping as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Splashed on shipping as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This needs a banana, for scale

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed a minute ago when I read this, still laughing.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0