It's been 34 years since a nerd, a princess, a jock, a basket case and a criminal had Saturday detention.
The perfect in bed fortune.
One of my students is literally eating Nutella out of the jar during class.
Hopefully not a repost.
This is what I get for not putting the towels away immediately.
Move on. Nothing to see here.
It's 2:30
The wind is blowing so hard in Austin right now that a chimeny was blown off at my bf's apartment complex!
Nerd!
That's it, Blockbuster. Keep telling yourself that.
Nature Valley Granola Bars can't math
The woman who played Nellie on Little House looks just like Joffrey
My goal for the day is to do this to someone.
Happy 80th birthday, Willie!
Walken
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