29581 pts · March 15, 2017
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"The One With The Routine"
Tap water is free. And usually as good as the bottled one...
I lived abroad many years and travelled quite a lot for my job. My health insurance was covering me worldwide. Except for one country...
Ha!
Underrated comment right here. v
Isn't there a crazy black market for insulin and other medicines in the US ? I mean if they cost more than drugs...
Da best !
That could be turned into a kinky sex-machine...
What's pre-work cream ?
Des fraises?!? Dans un mille-feuille ? C'est péché franchement @OP...
Bitchslapistan, I guess ?
*ostrich v
You just replace hamster by ostrich, and it would probably sound like this.
I once went to a bakery shop in China where they were called "Paris Breast"...
People living in a safe neighborhood ?
There might be a surprise inside of that egg: Philippinos eat "hairy eggs", i.e. with the dead foetus cooked inside...
His little fingers were probably bigger and longer than most guys' dicks already...
I guess you aren't the only one being curious about "this", so I hope he got lucky... v
I wouldn't say too big for "everything"... v
And it has a cool name, too: "Borgne" in French means "one-eyed". Very much pirate-style name I'd say.
I've watched weird porns that started like this...
"The One With The Routine"
Tap water is free. And usually as good as the bottled one...
I lived abroad many years and travelled quite a lot for my job. My health insurance was covering me worldwide. Except for one country...
Ha!
Underrated comment right here.
v
Isn't there a crazy black market for insulin and other medicines in the US ? I mean if they cost more than drugs...
Da best !
That could be turned into a kinky sex-machine...
What's pre-work cream ?
Des fraises?!? Dans un mille-feuille ? C'est péché franchement @OP...
Bitchslapistan, I guess ?
*ostrich
v
You just replace hamster by ostrich, and it would probably sound like this.
I once went to a bakery shop in China where they were called "Paris Breast"...
People living in a safe neighborhood ?
There might be a surprise inside of that egg: Philippinos eat "hairy eggs", i.e. with the dead foetus cooked inside...
His little fingers were probably bigger and longer than most guys' dicks already...
I guess you aren't the only one being curious about "this", so I hope he got lucky...
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I wouldn't say too big for "everything"...
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And it has a cool name, too: "Borgne" in French means "one-eyed". Very much pirate-style name I'd say.
I've watched weird porns that started like this...