MoonMoon89

1097525 pts ยท December 1, 2019


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Took me a minute to realize the zombie wasn't dressed as a bellhop.

15 hours ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

They can't hear him over the sound of them beating their plowshares into swords...

17 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They won't mention any of this. In the end, we will be in a worse, weaker position having given up all of our cards for less than nothing, and they will crow about what a great negotiator he is and how he won the day.

18 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You only colored blue at the top of your pictures in kindergarten, didn't you?

19 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Back when I had them, fiorinal w/codine was the only thing that ever worked on them. Also, any excitement, from a new video game to having SATs coming up, would trigger them. My mom was put on imitrex back when it was only available as an injection.

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Israel is not all of the Jews in the world. Them trying to claim anyone who is critical of their secular government regime is antisemitic is a smokescreen they use to cover up their genocide.

21 hours ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 1

For me, migraines were like someone was punching me in the eye. Not 'punched', but currently punching, repeatedly. For some reason, a couple decades ago, they just... stopped. Now the worst I get is sinus headaches, which are bad, but not nearly as bad as migraines.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe we've been wrong about him this entire time? Maybe he has a humiliation fetish and that is why he is displaying his stupidity and micro-penis energy to the world?

21 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Hmmm... I'm getting 66 MOhms

22 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I forget... what is the resistance on this bee?

22 hours ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

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These guys forgot where the term "going postal" came from. Some Luigi will likely remind them...

22 hours ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

"Experts" or "influencers"? Because those aren't the same things.

23 hours ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

My midlife crisis was considering buying muffins that weren't marked down expired.

23 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Cry 'Redwall,' and let slip the squirrels of war!

23 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He got to get up early to catch the redeye...

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chunky coffee...

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@tinyoctopus

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 Hide yo' toilet paper!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No chest lights. You think his asthmatic ass cut off his own life support just to be a drama queen... again?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Don't forget to stock up on Duracells...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jingoism

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He thinks they are going to give him money... he DOES have dementia.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

War crimes were the FIRST step... and the second. What makes you think he will bother making any other steps?

5 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Line going up...

5 days ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

The going price for a pardon is $1 million dollars from previous examples.

5 days ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0