would you like to hear about sam, our lord and savior?

49

9

3170

Elton John writes about Freddie Mercury.

4074

230

159484

ngl i cried a little

3073

86

129473

i'm gonna leave this earth like i entered it: FABULOUS

7

2

1357

spoiler?

11

6

548

thanks dan

14

2

759

bagel? bAGEL???

2873

93

137209

Go get 'em tiger

126

16

5120

Filthy casuals

0

8

366

We go forward.

79

9

2381

The tomato that lived

20

3

900

he sure was

6

0

1167

My favorite playlist

-1

0

150

Very minty indeed

107

8

4394

BABY COME BACK

-6

7

423

my favorite tumblr posts

29

0

2300

About damn time Karen got out of her abusive relationship with Plankton

1862

76

101374

The Last Jedi (2017)

0

6

488

time is an illusion

863

25

60763

FUCK KEITH

27

3

1327

Batman v Superman looks amazing

0

3

349

Make sure your wife is plugged into a charger tonight

1

4

448

I'm ready.

0

3

5

Dammit Matt

6

0

349

February is wild y'all

-3

1

378

such a good guy :')

93

7

3110

We need this sign everywhere

1125

62

65455

Puppersaurus Rex

24

5

730

Future event Pikachu with Ash's hat from each season

6

3

491

zoom in on the syrup

19

8

808

When you just wanted a sugar daddy and end up FLOTUS

7

1

386

throw her a bone dude

10

1

504

bitch bye

-7

0

323

tacticlean

891

40

63289

Science Fact

1584

40

73116

No one is safe.

33

3

1242

pretty much

13

4

409

How to play the N64

85

17

3139

i didn't know any of them so this helps a lot

16

1

34

dammit bernie

14

10

432

Find someone who looks at you the way Hillary looks at ballons

2

9

323

When you're watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

16

11

491

when someone asks me to describe 2016 presidential election with a pic

174

8

2561

ALL HAIL TO THE CLUMP

0

11

75