MrTimsel

4756 pts · December 24, 2016


Hey! I love photography, am a music/film junkie, interested in economy, stocks, politics, social issues. I likes foxes🦊 and everything gratinated with cheese.

I'm not very optimistic. Dictators can't be "voted" out of office. Orban didn't have a majority in polls in 2018 or 2022, but he did "win" the election in the end.

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Grandpas in the 2070s: Back when I was young, during the great toilet paper crisis of 2026, we tied a rag around a stick to wipe our butts. Today’s spoiled brats with their three seashells have no idea what pain in the butt feels like.

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A battery with Bluetooth? Does it tell you the charge level, or how does it work?

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I once met one of those guys. He told me the moon was a projection from Earth. He said NASA did it to convince everyone of the moon landing, because there was no moon there before 1969 and it had never been mentioned in history. Man, those are some really peculiar people.

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One lie too many? Okay, so 10¹⁰⁰ is how many times Trump had to lie before the MAGAs finally got it?

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These details. Wow, great job

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So it’s no problem if Trump completely sells out the U.S. for the sake of Israel. That’s what you’re trying to say, right?

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As a non-American, am I understanding this correctly? Netanyahu convinced Trump to attack Iran, withdrew the Israeli army, and is now bombing Lebanon? I haven’t heard anything about IDF operations in Iran, have I?

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Yesterday he said NATO was nothing without the U.S. Today he says NATO is a paper tiger. Ergo, the U.S. military is the paper tiger.

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What kind of so-called parent would let their children go near this person?

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Hey MAGA. Vote for right-wing ideology, get right-wing ideology. Suffer, pay, and shut tf up.

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If I had said "Scheiße" as a kid, my grandma would have smacked me, so I think it's okay to say "Mist".

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He'll probably need another gold-plated shitter for the records.

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One of them is estimated to consume as much electricity as a small town.

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My first boss, when I wanted to take a quick 20-second breather in the warehouse: "I'm not paying you to just stand around!". Well, apparently I should have taken that farmer job.

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Trump doesn't need expertise; he needs lemmings who are willing to sacrifice lives for his well-being.

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In Germany, our far-right - sponsored by Musk and Putin - is now divided. On the one hand, they want to copy everything Trump does and now claim that he wanted the war with Iran (and Venezuela) to keep oil prices low because the bad woke left global conspiracy led by Soros wanted to increase the price of oil tenfold because of Agenda 2030; on the other hand, they are calling for a freeze on relations with the US, buying Russian oil, and for paying homage to Putin. It’s pure real-life satire.

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My company: Laying off an entire department of 14 people. Realizing that everything is going completely wrong. Hiring those 14 people back. Hiring another 10 people to fix the problems that were caused.

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Trump ruined bad taste indeed but much worse is, he has killed satire. Satire will never be the same again.

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We're facing death, but let me prank this random guy one last time

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A Fox News investigation... So they made it up.

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Boomers....

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Err...

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True.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, Wales is the "remnant" of the indigenous people of Great Britain — the Celts. That would mean Welsh is the language there and English is the foreign language. Right? I'm aware of the Scots' efforts to revive Gaelic. What a beautiful language. I've never heard Welsh, but it's just as worthy of preservation.

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Yeah, that's the problem, Donnie.

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The question shouldn't be why politicians are passing laws against this, but rather who elected these politicians and why it has become acceptable for these proverbial idiots to rule over everyone, and why we just accept it.

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What? I'd say that he's the solid proof that a person can live without a brain at all.

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