Mungle

1156 pts ยท February 5, 2016


When my wife first found out that I had books published she asked me, "So how is it that you're not a millionaire?" If words were dollars.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GARIBALDI - not known as northern-ant sandwich around here. More commonly known as Squashed Fly Biscuit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely perfect except for one thing. That water is guaranteed to be ICY COLD! Please find me some nice warm comfy water instead.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the way he keeps turing himself over so as not to get too well cooked on any one side.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get the shit out of the way now - that's a few less bad experiences that'll hit you for the first time later on when life could be worse.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus table at our gate with excess produce for those not so fortunate.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As one born in 1945 I understand why we, having a big garden were so lucky. Piles of veg & fruit. Eggs and meat plus milk from our goat.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It'll take 5000 of you guys getting killed by tenagers not paying attention but only one senator being squashed for them to delete this idea

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's been to 2 other countries while probably Covid+ and who knows how many more occasions has be broken the law. Not worthy of a passport

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Rock - it Man! That's who's underneath.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scissors, stone, paper nautil... oh damn - iron! You win

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just tells you its running a bit hot

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shame you can't sell those teeth to subsidise your new liver

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never safe to zoom in closely because there's usually something alive deep down inside - some tiny creatures that you wish you hadn't seen.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Utterly delicious - but... but... you get so little on your plate! How's my belly supposed to be full up after that?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they only make them in pink and grey or can you choose other colors?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you had a good mom then everything hurts. Since death is so damn final it's of no surprise that it hurts you the most. Warm hugs to you

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father kidded me successfully - that that was ectoplasm. Took me to senior school to learn the truth!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love my cats but yesterday I hated them when one brought in a half-dead dragonfly. Wish they'd stick to mice and butterflies in future.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the "Wear a Mask" mandate lifted the rule here seems that the younger you are the less likely it is that you'll wear a mask

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wearing a mask saves shaving too - assuming you usually prefer or need to shave.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If ever they do take over the world (Grasshopper Jungle novel) then we're definitely fucked.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Schwarzschild radius of this black hole is 118.35 billion kilometers, giving a diameter of 236.7 billion kilometers,

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just as I found this my own cat, a big fat very fluffy ginger boy did exactly the same - only more so! Loves sleeping on my keyboard too.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not much chance of having fun on the back seat with his girl then

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have constant sciatic pain - 24/7. Feel for you and wish I could offer more than words. Hope you find good medical help soon. Best wishes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have had AstraZeneca. After my first shot I felt very tired - my second shot only caused a slight temperature. Sympathy for you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Untangling that lot will make you feel as if you've had 10 years experience squeezed into 24 hours or however long it takes.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0