His other wife has a hack for that

9 months ago | 15 3

fix your screens/windows, that's just embarrassing. wife's gonna be single soon!

9 months ago | 3 14

This camera kinda wood

9 months ago | 2 0

Pow right in the kisser. Pow right in the kisser. Pow right in the kisser. Pow right in the kisser.

9 months ago | 11 0

The bacon-scented air freshener seemed like a funny idea at the time

10 months ago | 1 0

BRUTAL reverse drowning

10 months ago | 3 0

Courtesy flush

10 months ago | 3 0

At least you have your *points to scoreboard* moment when pops claims you exaggerate/complain for the rest of your lives

11 months ago | 2 0

If we are comparing Greyhound to Amtrak, I'll pick Amtrak 7/5 times. Even with 8+ hour delays...

11 months ago | 5 0

You are a 300 lb man. They're more afraid of you than you are of them!

11 months ago | 1 0

They're all estranged kids, Bront

11 months ago | 3 0

My pants in a box, girl 🎶

11 months ago | 1 0

3 rounds, about.

11 months ago | 1 0

Ok but did he ever make friends with any of the snakes? Like they refused to bite him eventually because friendship??

11 months ago | 1 0

Everybody loves Mercury, I hear it all the time!

11 months ago | 1 0

Start at the pepperoni starfish

11 months ago | 1 0

Reminds me of my favorite song -Boats&Hoes!

11 months ago | 1 0

Say the line, Bart!

11 months ago | 3 0

The houses we grew up in

1 year ago | 2 0

It's the only way to save money. - Military Contractor musk

1 year ago | 3 0

Report at state level so he can't be pardoned.

1 year ago | 4 1