MyNameIsAgentSmith

13898 pts ยท August 15, 2012


Never send a human to do a machine's job.

Woah there fella. You gotta buy me some nuts first.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the reason why I got front and rear dash cams set up in my car.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea! And I'm going to follow my dreams of becoming a GM in Overwatch!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are you that dense or what?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know how you feel. I just set my calendar now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Hoe Over There

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist: Teacher is a guy and wants the kid to eat his ass.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Apparently a new Spawn movie is in the works finally.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a neighbor whose kid acts like this on the daily. His parents don't punish him for acting out and spoil him practically always.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*y'ore

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow... that's something I didn't expect to read today...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You say certain cities, but don't specify which exactly. Sounds legit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

True, but Bran is. Maybe they come up with something to survive the Long Night.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought as well.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter now since Sam is, probably, leaving for Winterfell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the bigger question is, how much does one of these things cost?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how if you put "AND" in between your username and the start of your comment, it makes your request all the more absurd and sexual.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But he killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That would've been the reasonable thing to do, but not everyone can think in that capacity.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, everyone has their preferences. The pair I bought haven't let me down yet and I had them for a few years now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'd honestly be too afraid to lose it all after winning that much lol.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm just imagining Vice City in GTAV graphics. Holy Hell, I would play the shit out of that.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

New York City subway? From my experience, people don't really give light to these occurrences.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like maggots in coco pebbles, so a little less unappetizing

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Didn't realize I said that the tattoo actually looked good. Thank you for obviously keen observation.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Win or lose, he will be making bank either way.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3