NPCommentator

60829 pts ยท November 24, 2015


I am the Non Posting Commentator! I play video games, write fantasy stories and song parodies, all while procrastinating at work and snarking in post comments.

Guardians Of Pedophiles, its in the name

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Operation: Pedo Shield is a go

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess Kelly wasnt invited to this meeting after giving everyone the Varren std

2 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Wash the viscera? Hell with that, Im bringing multiple shirts to change into and getting them framed.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

According to Stormy Daniel's youre giving him too much credit

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#43 DYWTYLM wrecked me. Was really connecting with the lyrics and then realized he's singing to himself in the mirror, begging his reflection to smile back at him and asking "wish that you (I) loved me (myself)"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man, that one hurt. Such a great series but I too made the mistake of reading it to my nieces too young lol. There are some cure Redwall children's books you could try til the kiddo is older! A Redwall Winters Tale and The Great Feast are kid friendly and beautifully illustrated

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 which death was it and why was it Rose in Martin the Warrior or Skarlath in Outcasts of Redwall

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god this hurt me

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is Rapier Tapir okay?

1 year ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

Why does this remind me of that Your Name anime?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fell down watching this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, hear me out - the next AirBud is about golfing bears.

2 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 0

#43 Truck-kun strikes again, you've been isekai'd

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure isn't stopping them from quoting Leviticus

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Is the chicken tender sub worth treason? ??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw Publix and my heart dropped. I get all my groceries and prescriptions from their stores

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy is just as much an asshole in person, I assure you all.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Amending the constitution is a huge deal and requires 2/3rds of both bodies in Congress and 3/4ths of state legislatures. Good luck

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I dont know if I want to sleep with you or *be* you. Amazing 10/10

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's so hard to find a good castrato in this day and age.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Any advice on diet for managing your IBS? Every time I've tried to switch to a healthier diet it seemed to make things worse.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

felt like the Universe took it as a challenge to show me just how worse it can get. I'm alright.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to look in the mirror every morning and say to myself, "It could be worse." Started as an affirmation, but for the past two years its

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They actually do, but it's usually a way to get away with money laundering.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

#13 I dont even have one, dude.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0