NegativeMass

3903 pts ยท September 1, 2021


i do

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did anyone check the tape to see if she was blinking out a secret message in slovenian morse code?

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

republicans, apparently

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

unfortunately the loss of credibility is a bell that can't be unrung easily, if at all. even if someone less evil and stupid is elected after trump is gone, the rest of the world is fully aware by now that that could easily be undone in the next election cycle after that. trust is easy to lose but very hard to regain.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

and let's not forget the miracle of the marshmallow peeps

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

not quite bootstraps, but close enough

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that is an ex-goat

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

looks like baron harkonnen (from the david lynch dune, not the latest remake). and don't call me shirley.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

the part that sounds the most obviously fake is the idea that trump has enough self-awareness to even realize that his train of thought has run off the rails. the real donald would just keep plowing ahead without a thought of how little sense it made in that context.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!"

1 week ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

i'm a software developer but am old enough to remember typing fortran programs into keypunch machines in college to generate stacks of punchcards to feed into the mainframe. younger devs these days have no idea how spoiled they are.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

no surprise to anyone who's been paying attention, but there are still some people who think he's one of the good guys.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yeah, i have. i'm old and sometimes when i think about all the shit i've been through it makes me wonder how i'm still here and still (i think) reasonably sane.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and if they are, what happened to doggo head #3?

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

shut up, and maybe

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i do it because i'm supergreen. lowercase letters are smaller and use less disk and network resources, so they're better for the environment.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

anatomically, a human digestive system and a piscine reproductive and urinary system.. i don't see why that's confusing.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i don't know what you folks are planning to do with your no kings paychecks from big daddy soros, but i'm thinking of spending mine on some new chemtrail generators

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

that must be extremely frustrating to the poor cat

2 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

probably because of the spam filter

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

excellent motivation for a baby to learn to use its trunk!

2 weeks ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

when i was in prison i taught an elderly illiterate inmate to read and write. he was a lifer and was never getting out, but his one goal was to be able to read and reply to the letters his young granddaughter would write to him every week. i had no training in teaching literacy but had access to some old phonics books, and we used them to drill every day for a couple of years until things finally fell into place and he was able to start sounding out her letters with little or no help from me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

i would bail on that job and forward that email to the entire company on my way out by way of explanation

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ngl, that table jump was pretty impressive

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

he never had a "casino empire". he bought a casino business and somehow managed to mismanage that cash cow into a bankruptcy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

tbf that's a big day in any snail's life. gotta be there for them.

3 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

there are very few things in life better than a good cuddle puddle

3 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

if god didn't want us to be cannibals, why did he make human flesh so delicious?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's more of a filter to make sure only the "right" kind of people sit there

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0