NeverSplitTheParty

30151 pts · March 5, 2017


A student at University of Windsor who hopes to one day be a bona fide kitten Doctor, I also DM a group for 5e and love making music :) Great to meet you, Imgur <3

This looks like a D&D group and I kinda wanna join?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Santa’s got all the Russian ammo up there, but we won’t get any for Christmas if he keeps USING IT ALL!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Straight past a proposal what a fucking lad

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Take my 64 upvotes this is magnificent

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty strong - magnet fishing gear isn’t expensive but it can be fun to do in summer, especially with friends :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I haven’t seen anyone ping @TinyOctopus yet but they’ve got to see this

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That fucking scream of happiness when he gets the flip gets me every time ??

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Spitfire box seats ain’t too bad, but you wanna be in the lower bowl cheering & making friends with a bunch of drunk lads- it’s a good time.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He promised that Canada would move away from first last the post and then decided against it when it let him continue his prime ministership

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*long, hard, scathing stare at Justin Trudeau.*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there the “consensually” tag here? ? like, I understand why you’d want to emphasize consent, but why limit the rule to just that?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Saskatchewan?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve never been the biggest fan of AOC, but fuck me if she isn’t knocking it out of the park lately.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Catgirl dating simulator 2017 featuring Bow

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Christian infighting best infighting. Watch ‘em damn each other to hell for disagreeing on whether some ankle bone from 1200 is a holy relic

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, deism is pretty secular, but nobody would dare call themselves an atheist; the DNC even tried to smear Bernie as one in 2016 >:c

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ffs we’re at 46 presidents now and not one of them has dared announce themselves as anything except Christian. Top tier victim mentality.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*frantically taking notes for my next D&D session*

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Read this dude’s book in early University, now I dunk on his ass on Twitter because fuck how did I once think he was respectable.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna guess that the people mauled to death here didn’t go shooting these lions for fun ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry chief, Obamacare wasn’t even close to the best thing available at the time ? I hope things improve. Somehow.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and no pets. They’ll pee on the antique everything.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Same defence that King Charles I used after killing ~200,000 of his own countrymen in the English civil war, too. I’m sensing a pattern here

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it’s amazing how quickly people will depersonalize poachers- like, they’re doing illegal shit but they’re *humans,* man

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Holy shit, the Maori wars were fascinating, I’d have loved to have learned that in grade school.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America Lite, it’s my least favourite part of the province

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost as if they’re invested in each other’s businesses like the incestuous nest of oligarchs spending other people’s money that they are

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0