NewtSmooth

1700 pts ยท March 5, 2016


20 year old trans girl stranded on the fringes of civilization. If you get a screenshot of my profile to the front page I'll send a cardboard cutout of a Roomba to everyone in your immediate family.

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why of course, all the way.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1

7 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 1

I work at McDonalds and all I can think of now when I see bec is bacon egg and cheese. Wtf is this actually supposed to mean

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute girls, the sweet release of death, *and* tentacles? Now we're talking

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I always upvote best hero, Mumen Rider

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Open your eyes...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd take the ring to stop being so depressed

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I dunno about this, but I'll show it to my porridge guy. @onlyporridge, thoughts? Is it legit?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your majesty we don't do that anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Same here. The third Tuesday, every time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta get that Domination Victory somehow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank god, took him long enough.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toaster.......

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Pillsbury commercial. I don't have a link, but there's a bit of info to add to your googling

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swiggity swooty

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

(north korea laughs, too close for china's comfort)

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

*Never before have I been referred to as a "Gentledong". I sincerely hope it's not the last time. King of Thailand

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true. Bearing technology has come a long way.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

This needs a Putin edit. Like, somebody with actual CGI experience. Please. Somebody.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Perhaps no one wants their anus contaminated with your smegma salad, SmegmaSalad.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#50 noot noot motherfucker

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if Will Smith told me in all seriousness I didn't deserve my job, I'd probably just trust him on it and thank him for informing me

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Alright, I'll give you that one, because JARVIS should have noticed SHIELD was Hydra in The Avengers, so Tony should have known not to do it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As for Civil War, I see where you're coming from, but let's not go there, it's not an argument anyone wants to have in 140 char replied lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

E.g. IM2, The Avengers ("You should have left it in the ocean"), Ant Man in part, Agent Carter S1 perhaps?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iron Man, Age of Ultron, Iron Man 3? I might be missing some but it's not most. Arguably about as many were Howard's fault, though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was during the Vietnam War, Lee said he would characterize the hated military yet be loved by fans anyway. That may well also be true tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can't people just trust jacked Albert?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 is great. It really is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0