MRW I see people actually tagging their posts.
I can't see the ticker. I have no idea who is winning.
For my cake day I got to see where fun goes to die
Went to the zoo with the pre-wife and tried to take a picture of her butt in the tunnels. The result was...questionable.
Someone I met the other night likes Fullmetal Alchemist
MRW a student submits a paper over one of my hobbies
I sleep shirtless with the fan on, and this is pretty accurate.
Something sort of infamous came into my store today
Slumped over, defeated. The exact moment our kitten realizes she's too big to fit under the coffee table.
Just finished my graduate thesis, Imgur!
No selfie, here's my wife's cat.
Wait, we're doing what now?
My wife and I just argued for three hours about how to organize our home library
MRW someone sees my beard and asks "so, which Duck Dynasty guy is your favorite?"
Longkitten is loooong.
Was having a conversation with a friend, and it turns out that this comes up when you type "sexy dwarf barrel" into The Google.