NinjaPoopy

157155 pts · October 26, 2014


ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ boobs&poops

Suckers, my ears are the same height and I can STILL tell if a sound is coming from above or below me! /s

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ride or Die (or both)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like ToeJam and Earl

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have a gold chocobo, this is where you get the knights of the round table summon.

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After eating seventy tacos your butthole will wish you had bought a bidet

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I've followed your work here for a while now, Thank you! You are very much appreciated!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Worse is after they've already plowed and you just finished breaking up and shoveling the 5 foot hardened wall they create at the end of the driveway and then they come by again shortly after and create another 5 foot wall

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now get back to work!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Jeez you're mean"

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#32 Forbidden smoothie.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sure the Bible is a "real" book, but based on the contents it should be in the Fiction section.

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Game on

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She must have thought it was a bungee card

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also more accurate than the original

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing this is one of those "JESUS HATES FAGS" type Christians. Ya'know, the very opposite-of-Jesus type christians that think Jesus was all about hate, fear and not being accepting of people.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like they could atleast pay people like $50 and still make a pretty good profit on it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/gallery/9m7sOrm

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That just sounds like they are doing their managers job without the pay/title of being a manager lol

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Yeah I thought this was standard stuff? As a new father, our doctors and nurses urged and stressed that we both have a lot of skin to skin time with our baby for a whole bunch of healthy, mutually beneficial reasons. Was part of our new parent 101 guidelines.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same just except it was my sister who stole them for drugs

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Even the navy pilot tic-tac ufo videos declassified and released by the pentagon that are still unexplainable?

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Apache Attack Helicopter

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Right there with ya. This is probably the depression talking, but how can anyone not be depressed at this point? I'm more surprised when someone isn't depressed. Work is miserable, everything is price gouged and unaffordable, politics/religion/racism has caused so much hate among us, the climate is pretty much fucked - the list goes on and on. Just a wage slave in a super corrupt and greedy world that just drains and drains and drains everyone and everything.

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