Nogtail

386 pts ยท January 27, 2014


Screenshot and get this to FP and I'll increment this counter: 0

Red step, blue step?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people have one. You are one.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That explains why my shit always ends up broken

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'll be riding it to work in no time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hook the crank up to a drill. Work smarter not harder.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You inbred fucks learned how to use one yet?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Enhance*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I wouldn't be taking advice on what to eat from this guy

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I feel dirty.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ancestors made a similar trip on a boat after stealing a loaf of bread.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where else would I learn how to make cupcakes or host a Minecraft server?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piss off. My good boy is called Spud

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't usually leave a comment. I just look for a comment that matches my feelings and give it an upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been watching thinks with subtitles for years because I lost the DVD player remote and they're on by default.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can do my bathroom floor while they're at it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For God's sake don't use acetone to clean it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like the time I got stuck in the ground when playing Battlefield.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close enough

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was his story adapted into a popular TV show on AMC?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That Max Key dude is the son of New Zealands Prime Minister

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you let Jesus take the wheel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that thing I had in Borderlands actually exists?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHA beautiful pictures Zerg!! XOXO LOL how are the children? BTW (that means by the way!) Anne died from a infected anus, see you Sunday xx

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to go down to my local carpet warehouse for the ripper sale they'll be having.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hail Satan!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Another amazing post by AbortedFetusNecrophiliac

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2