Today's the day !
Got the mouth gape down
Bad day?
Happens to the best of us
What makes this gif so creepy ?
A pain in the ass I must say
When you're driving your mom around
When your human is an a s s
Showering with your gf be like
Don't mess with an elephant's human
Just found out I'll be having surgery (gallbladder removal)
So hungry. Must eat.
Me trying to be cool
That moment when you're fucked
They would all make great books
When you haven't seen your SO all day
Efficiency
When it's been so long that privacy is no longer a concern
Risking it
I'll drink to that
*paddles away*
Replaced my ex with a pupper
Finally something I can get into
"I just remember being confused but somehow I knew it wasn't her first time"- kid probably
For Pete's sake. Give it a rest
So graceful
Just need you to touch it
When you're a slut but your kid wants to grow up to be you anyway
Massive log gets defeated
Who remembers these growing up?
World of Goo
He stole my Mcstickers
Not sure if this would increase or decrease sales ..
Good gravy
The cool dragons & the ass chewing dog
Like a breath of fresh air
Just a hand puppet, geeeez
Monk covers boner
Nard rest
Don't judge a porn by its plot
Sticky Sack Syndrome (SSS)
Ahh so close
When you wanted a hamster but your wife makes a baby
Relatable
Date. Nut. Roll
Ahh, natural selection
Surprise muthafucka
Trueee
"This is definitely not the park"
Domino's does NOT do employee training