I peed a little

7

1

523

Kangaroo balls. Huge, kangaroo balls.

6

7

1490

Get you a gas station that can do both

1

1

382

Let’s celebrate our father for what he is known for the most: taking nasty shits.

1

0

210

Find the giraffe

21

3

1138

That pattern tho...

1

1

284

Water steaks

11

10

664

People often ask me what it’s like as a firefighter...

59

10

3280

Read it like Christopher Walken

21

9

1525

Plants that thrive on neglect, just like me.

10

2

776

“Clearance”

43

5

2867

My kids wonder why I’m in a bad mood...

7

16

684

The best co-pilot

51

1

1912

No thanks

1

5

788

Grocery stores getting wild

31

4

3580

Food Truck - Smokin Titan Concept

0

0

496

The poison for Kuzco

17

3

1899

We serve dinner all afternoon

-2

1

1233

Shits on fire yo!

8

12

799

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius

-5

1

234

Fancy Desk

6

2

56

I guess...

1

4

644

Stephen King’s House

108

21

4122

We live in extraordinary times

17

14

2821

Unless you're talking about f***ing walking!

3

4

51

Beer, it's the breakfast of champions

3

8

9

What kind of burger place is this?

4

0

481

When they say I have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning the lottery..

2

2

3873

I'm on a gluten free diet

13

5

59

First time in New Orleans

7

8

617

Corn is a unit of measure in Texas

8

6

85

Cute baby cow

4942

297

20568

Winters in Texas

5

5

3