ObiTwoKenobi

14935 pts · July 22, 2013


Finally, realistic standards I can hope to achieve.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but watching my moms reaction before I told her it was fake was priceless.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends which news channel you watch.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meese

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

100% the government shutdown can delay tax returns.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*Was* a carrier pigeon. Now it’s an in prison pigeon.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s not about the words, it’s that irritating tone on which they say it in. We all know which one.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There’s two rounds. The second round has only one opening for the puck and if you make that one then I believe you win either $500 or $600.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And take her toaster

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Win snappy prizes

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

That might be the first time someone has used spear chucker in a literal non racist way. +1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lil Dicky’s White Crime should be playing in the background.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People will do anything to get out of doing the dishes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can we get a template?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From what I remember reading it’s about the same amount as they did for the first one.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately it’s for a commercial.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I like how even from the beginning of the article he’s perpetrated as the villain and has all this anger, and she’s a saint.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well at least you have an excuse to say, “Not since the accident”.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s not. I remember something about how both players have to attend to jump for the ball.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would never risk a chicken nugget like that. Too much to lose if he missed.

8 years ago | Likes 427 Dislikes 0

and the only way to save Ol’ Musky is to drive him to the nearest Martian hospital. What do you do? (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So you and Elon Musk are out test driving a new Tesla. You stop at a space bar and have a drink. He starts to have a heart attack (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You’re able to do this within Excel now if you have Microsoft Office 365. No more having to leave the program.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You could also make the argument of memorabilia, or collectibles, whereas loot boxes hold no concrete value?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a bunch of cotton in a field. Can’t fool me again Imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Does your company offer a 401k? You should look into that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got rid of Facebook the same time I got into Imgur. Best trade of my life.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1