OctopusOccult

36405 pts ยท March 23, 2015


My birthday is July 29th and i still don't understand why everybody posts weird stuff that day and at this point im afraid to ask.

Doing that in an 8 foot kayak is crazy impressive

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im just going to end it here. Over the past two years this app has gotten increasingly frustrating. Goodbye everyone.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honey bees also hurt other pollinators such as bumble bees though

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am friends with all my coworkers. I got promoted to manager. Now i am trying to find friendly ways to say get back to work. It's hard.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I like the smile on the guy to the right who is holding his hands behind his back.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

no way a hockey mask is more expensive than crocs. Those things are like $30+!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rhino knows the vet is trying to help and wouldn't hurt her spawn.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Popping out that battery is quick and easy on most laptops.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Anyone got a link to the post yesterday over analyzing the trailer? Forgot to favorite it and finding it on mobile is a bitch.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had at least one cat in my house for 20 years. After not having one around for a month i feel so lonely.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beat me too it. I bet you sqaunch your family.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lenin would be bill clinton and stalin would be danny devito.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 20 and it grows in strong. Everywhere besides the soulpatch area. Use a handlebar mustache as a start then everywhere besides in between.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That map is 100% out of metroid fusion for the gba xD looks like lots of fun though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People call it loli, witches, deities, and other beings who are immortal or thousands of years old, but look like 12 year olds. It's gross.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I think the rare part about it is paying so low and expecting the good employees to stay. Congratulations on your new job. You deserve it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-- still, nothing happened. A couple seconds later we instantly died, were cursed, and had egg head.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Playing the remaster i was helping someone at gargoyles and then he got invaded by a naked guy. Three of us attacked him while he stood --

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, pretty sure the dm didn't expect me to try and seduce the skeleton torturer.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still don't know what tonic is

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sell safes that go up to 1200, not fun at all. Really cool though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just asked if i would "edit censorship or change review for (product name)"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a company send me a headset again after leaving a review that it broke in two weeks. I had already returned it. They didn't care. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im fat and have a couple ideas i would like as tatoos, but i don't want them unless i lose the weight.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I miss having a cat around. First time in 20 years i haven't had one. It's lonely.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cursed gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like nsp's cover of it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0