Octopussen

2768 pts · January 15, 2015


Uh. Balls. Yeah

I moved out of state and resigned myself to doing my best but never getting involved again. A met my soul mate about 3 weeks later ❤️2/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After my first marriage failed at 25, I met a guy at 27 I thought I'd be settling down with. He broke up with me after a year because ex.1/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed so fucking hard. I'm writing this on a picket sign

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dead at 6 from diabetic coma

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My visa to get my shit together

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol Im an american staying in germany. Theyd have spit on me at an american immigration office lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

From happiness instead of dehydration and physical/mental ilness lol

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That'd be me, and yes I was. It was a college makeup project

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always laugh at these

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DIDDLE OF WAR III

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat booty tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what the other dude said. Also the part about kissing his cute little tummy. Who doesn't wanna kiss the tummy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex really likes that band and I just don't even

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The art is superb, but what the hell is the message? I'm legitimately lost..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The FBI haven't faced discrimination on the same level that LGBT people have. Make fun, but don't pretend FBI and LGBT get the same respect

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just on one that literally broke down fucking sentences with the same fucking picture

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

SKUNKLETS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"There, that'll make up for the uh.. yeah." -The creator, probably

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But humidity, though?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

93F = 34C 111F = 44C

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I live in China now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I saw it. I tried to assume you weren't being a shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mostly because 4chan is a toxic place, and I don't go there because it isn't funny to me. Imgur is starting to feel like 4chan

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No, I get this. But I feel like on the FP lately there is a LOT of 4chan-esque humor. It feels like imgur is becoming 4chan

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is a great chance to fondle scrotum that you're blowin'!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wonka Shockers are beastly. Worse than warheads, I'd say. I ate two packs and my tongue bled (because apparently I'm a masochist for sour)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am relevant!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm relevant :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0