Omega156

46554 pts ยท June 4, 2013


I've seen a lot of things in my life... most of them on the internet (some even in User-Sub). However, I have never seen a more promising tantalizing offer than I, Omega156, am about to offer. Should a screencap of this make it to the front page with added giraffes, pixels, banana for scale, etc., I guarantee that I will do the following things: 1. Nothing Now you may be thinking "He'll never pay up", but trust me, I might.

That's SIR Ian McKellen to you!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hate the trash panda one. It never made sense to me how that meme made it to outer space. The others are great. Especially Groot.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*correction, I-44 is not just in Texas. All the others are, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's also I-2, I-14, I-27, I-37, I-44, and I-45 all self-contained in Texas, and they arent even parts of other roads like 610 and 35E/W.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

don't know. People are dumb I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright, I'll bite. Why?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well xbox has a way to screenshot, so I'm sure PS does too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is on PlayStation, looks like.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fuck kinda reaction is that?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know "the joke". it's just stupid, because in perpetuates an assumption about the movie that is inaccurate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice theory, but what about his friends? or the time she went to steerage? What about literally anyone other than her reacting to him?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They literally try to fit both on the door, and it doesn't work. It's not about room, it's about weight and balance.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He wants to bone his mom.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the pharmacy is usually in between the paint aisle and the key kiosk.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/KQ4f8

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But the media doesn't cover positive stories. Bad news sells better.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Welcome to adulthood. From here on out it's nothing but obligatory birthday facebook notifications and some free disappointment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sex Toy Story

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one photogenic dog.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

Technically, it 'literally' says "TWITTER ADVICE FROM @Chadsu42"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From an American, you're like that fat friend who everyone pokes fun at, but if you weren't there, we'd be really sad.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I too have no evidence of real Nazis. The holocaust probs didnt happen, and if it did, it was the Freemasons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0