OnlyWantToSayOneThing

26024 pts · March 13, 2015


sweg sweg sweg.

YES YES YES

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(For future readers) "Hard drive examined" as a euphemism for seeking some sort of therapy. Examining their brain aka human hard drive because their view on the world is skewed in a negative way. Compared to checking their computer hard drives for sexual misconduct due to supporting sexual misconduct. My opinion: Check both tbh.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Presumption of regularity aka "omnia praesumuntur rite et solemniter esse acta." All government employees are, by law, presumed to be correct and doing their job correctly at all times. This beats out "innocent until proven guilty." You are presumed innocent, however the police's opinion is more important. They are not required to prove you guilty in any way in order to arrest you and charge you with a crime because it is assumed they are correct. A warrant for arrest is an opinion.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reasons I am pansexual: Figure A. Any questions? Joking aside go ahead and laugh/smile as much as you dang well please, you deserve it!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(This is a joke) It's simple logic, if a boy and girl look exactly the same then the boy is cuter. Cis boys born masculine/not-cute must gain a bunch of cuteness points in order to reach the same level of cute as a cis girl born feminine/cute. Therefor a cute boy stands out as being cuter than every other boy in the world while the girl is simply cute.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Honestly looks like once you get close enough to pylons are too short to see even with the lights. First hit might have been "oh, was that a pothole?" 2nd hit was "thats a big pothole, ill go around it." I didn't hear any extremely loud music so theres no way they didn't hear the crunch on the first hit unless they were too drunk to figure out was going on.
Simply pretend the pylons are invisible and their actions MIGHT be 1% more logical.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have them take a 50 meter bungee jump with a 100 meter bungee cord.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As far as I could get before it devolved into "I'm not smart enough to understand this properly" I can't tell if this is an example of a proper NSA overwrite or simply copy/pasting modern warfare ~5 times to fill up a 1tb drive. Stated in another comment I just need to schooch down to 1 being nearly impossible and 3 being impossible, but 80 years of progress could change that. But yeah, smash it after you overwrite if its worth recovering after 80 years for spy reasons.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zamn, so scooch it down to 1 pass being nearly impossible* and 3 passes being actually impossible with current technology. ("is considered" in my original comment doing a lot of work!) There's still the argument over future technology since 50 to 80 years (imho) is the sweet spot in overlap between 'worth spying about' vs 'far enough in the future I'm sure we could solve this problem.'

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so tired. There's been like 14 constitutional challenges with trump ignoring the legislative and judicial branches. He has over 150 restraining orders which SHOULD legally halt some of his policies, one of them is ICE stop-and-search checkpoints which had something like 60+ court orders being ignored from several judges of the multiple victims. At this point it doesn't matter if congress attempts to censure him, he can just ignore it. Im surprised he hasnt dissolved congress yet.

2 days ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

To put it in perspective: real world true deletion method is 25 passes of random data written and deleted, a physical magnet (degaussong chamber), then shredding. Optional is melting. However ~10 passes of random data is conscidered impossible to recover with "current technology that we know about" and 3 passes is nearly impossible. But 3 letter agencies like to be future proofed, no reason to chance haveing stuff from 80 years ago cracked with new tech

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Japan does this a lot for nouns, technically "niwatori" means 'yard bird' as a reference to chickens and "Toriniku" is 'bird meat' but thats like calling cows a 'pasture puppy' or a 'hamburger meat.' Chicken is pronounced Chikin (チキン) and """translating""" would just amount to a pronunciation guide because "chicken" is a japanese word for chicken. Additionally, orange juice in Japanese is pronpunced Orenji jūsu (jyu-su) and generally you can find it written in both alphabets.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he was the one that picked up the door dash order when I dropped it off at your house. Really good guy and he tipped well.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The customers and employees will pay for it through price hikes and paycuts, everyone else involved will continue to profit because they take so much of the value of our labor that you could 15x insurance premiums and they would still make record profits the next year. Remember, the system is designed to protect them, not to punish them. Also, they'll probably get a tax cut and government bailout in the next 6 months worth more than the cost of the fire.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

Its amazing how obvious dog personalities are. My dogs love spicy foods so much that I have to be careful. I always taste it and flap my hand going "hooo, hooo" to show its spicy but prove its food and they start going apeshit drooling wanting some. I only let them have 1 piece or a little bit of sauce since I dont want them to get spicy buttholes and im also so sorry when I overspice to a level im not comfortable with them having.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Engineering. It's interesting as an idea. Plenty of lgbt democrats with empathy who have never harmed a single person enjoy shooting paper targets. Im comparing guns to cars, a racecar should only be driven on a racetrack, and a gun should generally only be used at a gun range. If you bring either to a school, then you are a criminal. They are both deadly weapons and should be treated with the same required training and licensing and limitations.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piracy includes maritime violence, which legally includes "the threat of harm." So if they were flying pirate colors, made a physical action seen as a threat such as raising an ear, or made an audible threat there is precident for it being piracy... if you ignore common sense.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"What do you think?" and as many ways to say it as you can "I think we should do it this way, do you have any suggestions?" "Can you build this XYZ for me?" Kids who are given agency and responsibility tend to grow to the challenge, and if you help them learn AND CARE ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS they will surprise you by coming up with solutions to problems you couldn't.

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's like 0.5 seconds from being asked "Hey... whats the elvish word for friend?" and gandalf saying "oh... Mellon." Can't expect Legolas to shout it loudly or run 20 steps to try and say it faster than gandalf.
It was Frodo thinking "I am standing closer to gandalf so I'll ask him." In the book Frodo knows Quenya elvish, and may have simply been asking "Whats the Sindarian elvish word for friend" without even figuring the puzzle out just because he wants to learn.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember, not switching away from your knifegun is faster than reloading your knifegun.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly? No one getting hurt so yeah its cool.
Just like how a racecar is cool when you have proper safety systems and don't drive it through a school.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Also they didn't know it was "Speak the elvish word that means 'friend' and the door opens." Gandalf legitimately thought it was a riddle and a password so we can't assume Legolas would understand the riddle either. If someone says "Speak to me and ill give you $20" there is NO WAY you would assume they were telling you to say the words "to me."

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I mean, I've seen some people with that much money on their optics alone, and you know they leave them on since re-zeroing everything ever time you want to shoot a different gun is too much hassle. Leave aside the 14 other things they have on their aftermarket rails. When it comes to owning a cool thing $1,500 isn't too bad for a what is probably a small batch hand machined cool thing.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

On a supportive note, I don't care how you say it but I think we should band together to start pronouncing "grok" with a soft G, aka "jrok" because I think it would annoy AI techbros.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also "soft G" is a thing that exists.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Generally, the G generates a generous amount of sounds, it would take a geriatric giraffe with a questionable genealogy drunk off gin not to notice this. So, my gentleman with giant genitals, we should treat the pronunciation of "gif" quite gingerly.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Baby I love your small wings, the big ones are too fast for me.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Right-wing is the party of facts and logic, "ur wrong cause ur dumb." Perfect logical reasoning. Im so glad that the United States is run by people like this.

5 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yeah, a little too combative and targeted to be legit health advice. Doctors tell you about certain side effects (by law) and 1/10,000 people seeing side effects doesn't mean its a poison big-pharma drug. Some drugs can be EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE but have a high side effect rate while drugs that only work 1/100th of the time can have 0 side effects. There's often like 4 different drugs that do the same thing, its not evil for a doctor to prefer 1.

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