2305 pts ยท February 23, 2016
People always ask why I shroud myself in darkness, but that is where light shines brightest.
Old schoolyard insult joke. The correct response should be "Your mom is det cord and explosives!"
A good pie works too, but it had better be a damn good pie.
Fellow AuDHD here! The trick is to eat a bunch of cheese or other high-fat food, eat the gummy, then chug a glass of milk. I find that 20mg THC/CBD is usually enough to get me giggly, but it also sometimes make me extremely lethargic.
You'll have to get in line. I think that one dude from the nazi death camp called first dibs.
100% this. If there is any god(ess) that wants the pitiful shriveled lump he calls a soul it can wait its damn turn.
Yeah. Guzman really captures the original Gomez in the comics.
Live action Goblin Slayer. We have a massively overbloated orange one he can start with.
One of the welding instructors who taught at my college died of aggressive skin cancer in his early 30s. He was the one who was more blase about PPE while the other three old guys would gear up for every little weld. Arc burn is no fucking joke.
Naw, if she stuck that in me I'd squeal like a piggy *then* cast some pearls.
Woo! Tiny titties! My fave! Rock on!
If the devil exists I 100% believe that the church was his creation. It's the perfect tool of corruption. A complete perversion of Jesus's message. "Follow us blindly and we'll lead you to heaven." "Give us your money because greed is evil." "Those people who are clearly different from us are evil. Kill them in his name."
My grandma passed peacefully in her sleep. I want him to stroke out on stage, visibly shit himself, fall over, hit his head, and bleed out. No dignity should be allowed in his death since he never showed any in life.
"Beautiful Gaia! We return this one to your embrace through Vulcan's cleansing fire! Please forgive us for the harm we caused you! We are using the vast hoard of wealth we took from this one to fix the damage!"
Fuck them up so bad that even if you lose they never feel like they won.
She doesn't need fixing. She just needs someone to match her freak and hold her hand. I volunteer.
I got a bottle of champagne in the fridge ready to go the moment he kicks off.
Small boobs are better. Large boobs are fun, but at the end of the day I'd rather cuddle with a girl who's assets (or breastets) I can comfortably hold in my hands.
Fucking wirebacks.
Freshwater is actually best. Vinegar or urine will almost certainly make it hurt more.If you want your girl to pee on you, just tickle her while you're in the shower together. Source: my girlfriend who isn't speaking to me right now after what happened this morning in the shower.
So that means my mom can't complain about my buttplug because she already damned me with a suppository when I was 5.
It isn't murder, its pest control.
And the really dumb thing is that there are some women who are actually into that, but these dumbfuck incels can't even dredge up enough basic respect and hygiene to meet them, let alone get them in bed.
My uncle retired, so he isn't a cop anymore. First thing he said to me? ACAB. No fucking joke. He spent his entire career undercover trying to bring down the real drug suppliers, and the other cops just harassed him nonstop. They arrested his informants. They beat him up when they "arrested" him to extract him. They hated him because his team made real arrests and brought down real fucking criminals and made other cops look bad with real numbers for the press. Fucking shit-ass whiny bullies.
I would resign from the Antifa board of directors in disgrace if I ever saw such a wonderous sight!
The Moskva never sank, it was simply transferred to the submarine fleet.
I found this really hot amateur chick that has the *exact* same facial features as a guy I went to high-school with. His face does fuck all for me. Her face? Beautiful. Strong square features are perfectly fine on a lady. What really makes the difference is confidence and happiness.
That's not a high bar. I could eat a dictionary and shit a better story than Toilight.
Autism is no excuse here. I'm autistic and even with the bad cropping I could easily see what the dumbass did wrong to get his face wrecked.
Carve it into their foreheads so everyone will know. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTFld2M0ZXJ0aGp5ZjFnOXEzczF5ZXk0ZnNrb3Y3ZDFnbHZndXZqOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oEhW18AXiPoyY/200w.webp
Transferred to submarine fleet.
Old schoolyard insult joke. The correct response should be "Your mom is det cord and explosives!"
A good pie works too, but it had better be a damn good pie.
Fellow AuDHD here! The trick is to eat a bunch of cheese or other high-fat food, eat the gummy, then chug a glass of milk. I find that 20mg THC/CBD is usually enough to get me giggly, but it also sometimes make me extremely lethargic.
You'll have to get in line. I think that one dude from the nazi death camp called first dibs.
100% this. If there is any god(ess) that wants the pitiful shriveled lump he calls a soul it can wait its damn turn.
Yeah. Guzman really captures the original Gomez in the comics.
Live action Goblin Slayer. We have a massively overbloated orange one he can start with.
One of the welding instructors who taught at my college died of aggressive skin cancer in his early 30s. He was the one who was more blase about PPE while the other three old guys would gear up for every little weld. Arc burn is no fucking joke.
Naw, if she stuck that in me I'd squeal like a piggy *then* cast some pearls.
Woo! Tiny titties! My fave! Rock on!
If the devil exists I 100% believe that the church was his creation. It's the perfect tool of corruption. A complete perversion of Jesus's message. "Follow us blindly and we'll lead you to heaven." "Give us your money because greed is evil." "Those people who are clearly different from us are evil. Kill them in his name."
My grandma passed peacefully in her sleep. I want him to stroke out on stage, visibly shit himself, fall over, hit his head, and bleed out. No dignity should be allowed in his death since he never showed any in life.
"Beautiful Gaia! We return this one to your embrace through Vulcan's cleansing fire! Please forgive us for the harm we caused you! We are using the vast hoard of wealth we took from this one to fix the damage!"
Fuck them up so bad that even if you lose they never feel like they won.
She doesn't need fixing. She just needs someone to match her freak and hold her hand. I volunteer.
I got a bottle of champagne in the fridge ready to go the moment he kicks off.
Small boobs are better. Large boobs are fun, but at the end of the day I'd rather cuddle with a girl who's assets (or breastets) I can comfortably hold in my hands.
Fucking wirebacks.
Freshwater is actually best. Vinegar or urine will almost certainly make it hurt more.
If you want your girl to pee on you, just tickle her while you're in the shower together. Source: my girlfriend who isn't speaking to me right now after what happened this morning in the shower.
So that means my mom can't complain about my buttplug because she already damned me with a suppository when I was 5.
It isn't murder, its pest control.
And the really dumb thing is that there are some women who are actually into that, but these dumbfuck incels can't even dredge up enough basic respect and hygiene to meet them, let alone get them in bed.
My uncle retired, so he isn't a cop anymore. First thing he said to me? ACAB. No fucking joke. He spent his entire career undercover trying to bring down the real drug suppliers, and the other cops just harassed him nonstop. They arrested his informants. They beat him up when they "arrested" him to extract him. They hated him because his team made real arrests and brought down real fucking criminals and made other cops look bad with real numbers for the press. Fucking shit-ass whiny bullies.
I would resign from the Antifa board of directors in disgrace if I ever saw such a wonderous sight!
The Moskva never sank, it was simply transferred to the submarine fleet.
I found this really hot amateur chick that has the *exact* same facial features as a guy I went to high-school with. His face does fuck all for me. Her face? Beautiful. Strong square features are perfectly fine on a lady. What really makes the difference is confidence and happiness.
That's not a high bar. I could eat a dictionary and shit a better story than Toilight.
Autism is no excuse here. I'm autistic and even with the bad cropping I could easily see what the dumbass did wrong to get his face wrecked.
Carve it into their foreheads so everyone will know. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTFld2M0ZXJ0aGp5ZjFnOXEzczF5ZXk0ZnNrb3Y3ZDFnbHZndXZqOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oEhW18AXiPoyY/200w.webp
Transferred to submarine fleet.