What's 9 inches high, has a red knob, and makes screwing a pleasure?
When I've been reading imgur for hours and then switch to a site with a white background
Suddenly, dolphin
What's your name, man?
When I first saw this, I ran. I ran so far away.
Ah, the Scots
If you aren't following Roddy Doyle on Facebook, here's a bit of what you've been missing
Not sure why you'd want to advertise it
Since it's Christmas *and* my cakeday, here's an image about Christmas and my birthday
What is baked may never fall, but rises again, flakier and more delicious
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese
Found on the fridge at work
Who's got two thumbs and is seeing this tonight? That's right, this OP
Jesus turns 2,017 today. He's exactly 1,972 years ahead of me.
Effective vehicle-based communication
See if you can spot the dog in this picture of a blanket
This is exactly what I look like walking down the street
I'm sure this is a repost but I haven't seen it in a while and it always amuses me.
I don't care what you think about the 1976 Olympics, this is a cool design.
MFW trying to understand a Pokemon image on imgur
Not-so-super moon
So the royal baby is a boy and could grow up to be a king, you say
My kid decided he wanted Last Airbender Legos, so he made some
Hope they remembered the duct tape
It's been a long week.
Jesus
For Throwback Thursday, me and my dad. I've put on a lot of weight since this picture was taken, though.
Me looking at user-submitted right now.
From the bottom of the bearstack
15 years ago, this is what I did on New Year's Eve
Well, cat, you wanted into the box... now what?
For Mother's Day: Three Moms, One Son (I'm the son)
This is a good idea. Mine would say "Clear my browser's history"
I've got plans for this weekend!
My wife dug up this old gem from years ago
what
You're fired! Now stand right there for some more abuse
Saw this on the wall at a doctor's office. It's like an e.e. cummings poem.
If you disagree, you're probably working for the aliens
High-octane nightmare fuel
The original
Saw a bunch of people lined up on Melrose and couldn't figure out why until I saw this. SO. JEALOUS.
Many religions started in coastal areas
Egway
The exact moment Arya entered puberty
Amazon's new marketing strategy: If you don't buy their stuff, they won't be mad. They'll just be disappointed.
Oh no! Happiness is calling from inside the house! RUN!
Here's some OC for you
Saw this on Slate today.
Bear-less confession: I tear up every time I watch this episode
Quiche me like you mean it
Molly Mae West, 2000-2011. A tribute to a great big dog.
Yeah yeah, Merry freakin' Christmas, but also, today is my Cake Day.
Gracepoint's prop people are fans of the Doctor