OutlawGerman

262994 pts ยท September 3, 2011


Alrighty fucktwits. Shit, this thing doesn't have autocorrect. Here is some helpful advice: 1) Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 2) Dress cleanly and sharp everything you wear should always be in clean wear. 3) Maintaine the strictest hygiene at all times. no exception. 4) Always shake a mans hand unless you mean harm, foul, or disrespect 4) Speak clearly, and from the chest. Never muble your words and speak with fair distinction unless provoked. 5) Drink what you like. 6) Be your own. This means that to be happy you must always do what is best for you. 7) Put your phone down more 8) If shes not out of your league shes not worth the work 9) Finish what you start. 10) Quaility over quantity 11) There is no rule 23 12) Learn everything you can. 13) Always carry a knife. Always. 14) Know how to read a map. 15) Learn how to use a compass. 16) Basic camping skills are always good practice. 17) Keep up with technology 18) Knowing global policies and keeping up with global news keeps you ahead. 19) Do the best in everything you do. 20) Prepare for the worst hope for the best. 21) Adventures are always the best choice. 22) Try to say yes more 24) Dont throw away money Boom shitsprinkles. Thats the list. I feel it would be best read aloud. On a bus. Whilst Staring out the window deeply.

Few days ago in Orlando I saw the MOST redneck truck flying... a trans flag. Made me wanna drink a beer with the dude.

13 hours ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Are you a cat or a dog person

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Homie purred like a mofo

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dudes is 1000% down to fuckin clown

1 day ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Attention and endorphins.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Point farming. Looking through his posts this one gets the most points on average and they're riding that high through the regular reposting

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

....what

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Gimme ten, and pass the aux.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

243m $$ GONE. I watched a video of the pilots being downed and rescued last week and that entire op was a COMPLETE shit show. Every single part of it.

This administration couldn't run an op or a war against a fucking bouncy castle filled with literal clowns.

1 day ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 3

I love seeing nazis get their shit wrecked in. Hope homie kept his face covering on and couldn't be found or named.

1 day ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

*grabs closest cat*

1 day ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I did buzzballs once. I woke up on probation.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems like a really good way to get fucking shot. Wtf?

1 day ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 3

Orange couch. Wearing fav sharky pj's. Parents anxiously pacing.

I will never forget that moment. It's a core memory.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Awe man this was good some real OG shit and made me actually laugh. Good shit

1 day ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 0

Legitimate pro tip.. those traps can be set for more sensitive. Also place the trap against the wall so there's a singular path across the yellow trigger of the trap.

Source: I do this for a living.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When I grow up I want hair like that.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah well op has been going around literally spamming regular posts calling them nazis. Dudes gone offfffff the fucking rails. His new thought is we should install nazi death squads to.... kill nazis.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. Thankfully the reporting system caught it for me. Feel free to report his other shit

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because reporting it worked. Nice to see you on friend

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude. Fuck nazis. I'm not going to voice support for... installing nazi death squads. Shits idiotic.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I support a legal system that isn't tainted and corrupted by nazis to hold those who have disgraced the US accountable. Not nazi death camps or nazi death squads.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Just fyi before you engage with this dude. He's calling anyone who doesn't support his idea of installing nazi death squads a fucking nazi.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I concur. But installing literal nazi death squads isn't the answer.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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Just fyi before you engage with this dude. He's calling anyone who doesn't support his idea of installing nazi death squads a fucking nazi.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Just fyi before you engage with this dude. He's calling anyone who doesn't support his idea of installing nazi death squads a fucking nazi.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Just fyi before you engage with this dude. He's calling anyone who doesn't support his idea of installing nazi death squads a fucking nazi.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Just fyi before you engage with this dude. He's calling anyone who doesn't support his idea of installing nazi death squads a fucking nazi.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0