Stoned Stoners
Give your toast a pitle
Found a lost spotty boi (ladybug) in the restroom today
So nice to have a place to decorate how you like.
Shower thought I had in the shower while showering
Actual High Quote from my friend today.
There is a serious housing deficit anywhere near my college
I miss simpler times
Interesting way to feel
Tacoman
Sorry for the godawful photo quality, butt...
Anyone else?
Our duality defines us as humans
Not just me, right?
So far this job is pretty sweet
Being an English major 101
In retrospect, this was probably the smartest thing I could have done
I can't rationalize this
MRW i get home from work and the house is unexpectedly empty
The doggos face when Imgur is over capacity
Adult Life Reality
Not OCD, just a weird, stress-induced tick of mine.
Pretty hurtful, fellas...
Post your title a give
Drunk me and sober me would not get along. Thank god they never meet.
Closest thing to silence I can readily get.
I dearly love my friends, but here is this...
Damn morals getting in the way of a good time
A bit tipsy now...
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Oh Well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Give your toast a pitle.
Consistency is a virtue
Preppy girls use them for B.S. Don't care. They are insanely useful for me
While attending a youth adventure camp just before starting highschool
yap.
All the better to wrestle alligators with
I found a sugary nostalgic piece of childhood in a candy bowl at the local taqueria. I though these died with my youth
Evolved on planets as black as *Ahem*
As an antisocial person who frequently travels alone
Would anyone care for some pizza delivery guy stories from a small town that is in the middle of the meth capital county of the US?
Sorry for the selfie, I just feel cute today.
all the mugs my friend found while cleaning out her car
I notices my niece's halloween bucket still had plenty of good stuff in it
Secret Santa!!! It was a bit late, but that just means I got two Christmases this year.
I know It's not that amazing to many, hOWEVER
Seriously, why do people do that?
Hmmm....
I guess in retrospect I've had it pretty good lately
Oh well, I guess
Seriously, what's wrong with them? Holy hell.
A followup to my previous FP post (link in description)
I do wish this was a joke, but it really just happened. I swear my life is some bug, elaborate joke sometimes.
An excellent start! Makes my goals seem much more attainable than they felt at first