PSIhateyou

67297 pts ยท May 2, 2014


I feel it.

Congrats on the tetanus and other nasty shit on your ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let them eat cake!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dinner. -wipes drool-

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A bj doesn't really require sucking.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If only I could be so grossly incandescent...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butthole. No tail + rear legs spread= butthole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Bones fall apart?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a "brain" parasite. It's a parasite that affects external tissue. Botflies can't fly into your brain.

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

No, Staryu. Mayonaisse isn't a Pokemon.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

NIGGA? WHERE U BEEN FOR THE PAST DECADE?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It's not as scary if you imagine it saying "MAWP MAWP MAWP" in the second gif.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your handsome level -34?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

The butthole one isn't as dumb as I thought. How else would you get an even colored arse?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot Potato + Soccer

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

The world back then was just as tough for girls to enter politics as it was to enter STEM but she still made a name for herself, though.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 9

You can't donate all your property and funds to a charity and live as a non-profit volunteer worker helping people.You can't. How about now?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Too bad I'm neither.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean there's nothing sterile about that concrete cloth but rather the conditions of the plastic laid over it (or inside it).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Provides sterile environment." If I lay sterile plastic over a field of shit, that's also sterile.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

It doesn't take a prosecutor to see the inconsistent logic Comey used in his initial statement vs. the Oversight Committee hearing.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

"He didn't die of a gunshot; he died of severe blood loss."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but this time there isn't DRIED SHIT CAKED ON YOUR ASS.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 11

That's usually what happens. "Adult adoption" in that sense means the husband takes on the wife's name and taken into HER family.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought adopting an unrelated son into the family in the case of no heir was a thing for traditional Japanese businesses.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Every single person was like "You don't know how to take care of her. She'll die if near you." BITCH, she lasted THIS long with me. FUCK YOU

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm nope, pretty sure none of that is true. None of the Biologists I know wanted to be Chemists and so on.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Well he had 2 that "could". One just didn't want to and the other wouldn't be allowed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot to say the Pledge of Allegiance in the morning. I'm reporting you to the FBI.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Well for someone who values the family name so much, he had it hard. 1 child can't inherit, 1 is a woman and can't, 1 is a hedonist dwarf.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0