PartlyClauddy

30690 pts ยท June 8, 2019


Just another person starring at their phone.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tits n ass for equal rights? Welcome to the future!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The truth is they're gobbling up swimmers like potato chips, but they are very smart and funding a massive cover up by working at sea world.

6 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 2

It's pronounced "you're"

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Learn this one weird trick to adding 4" to ur donger.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He can smell my fear.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're basically twins!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly because Frank in It's always Sunny is quite a redeeming character.

6 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Read it with Will Arnette's voice. Maybe we need a funny Batman movie?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

People accused him of having cooties and being a "big fat gaywad"

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 4

A tiny monkey.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some crazy Norse legend involving Thor, a weasel, and truck of frozen pizza.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ohh! You hear that 'Christians'? This is the front lines for the war on Christmas. Turkeys are trash talking you! Don't just take it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huzzah! The system works?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

$50 says grandmother of the groom was telling him to run away from this crazy girl. I wonder if she's now single?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The future is very windy!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These illustrations could be the foundation for a children's book.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean it depends on your child to buckshot ratio. And I'm going to hell for that one.

6 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 2

U mean flavor crystals.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

* white *hetrosexual *Christian *Nazi fanboy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chinese chips with a Chinese screen over a network full of Chinese chips and screens and cables and batteries and....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3.5 billion people are stronger than 85.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sex life.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Potatoes are the most intelligent vegetable.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bout tree fitty

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Tall Lemurs

6 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

He sent her his lucky sock.

6 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 2

"Vaseline, it's for more than just butt stuff."

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

1 thing hasn't changed. I am still pooping. It's a doozy.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1