Patchc67

1706 pts ยท June 23, 2016


Mama says crocodiles are so angry because they got all dem teeth but no toothbrush

6 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Seems like Vance dodged a bullet. You go for dinner and the date sucks you're there till dinner is served. Ice cream is instant and also non threatening. If the date is bad then you can leave whenever.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is intense, that tree has to be at least 10 ft tall

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, most sharks that are above the ocean surface die

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BuT THeY MAKe A bUnch of MonEy In tIpS ~ Tips 5% because the restaraunt is understaffed and they didn't get their breadsticks immediately

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah owner left it unlocked and dirty Mike and the Boyz used it for a soup kitchen

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheers @crypto your post brought me great joy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hope not, I want him to keep this rollin' with burgers

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I don't necessarily call anyone but I jump online to play video games and chat with friends on discord

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can see where you're coming from especially after looking through some of the posts today. But I still like it :)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can I have the piece with the bubble

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not DiGiorno, its destrguggle

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say genetic lottery, just the lottery in general. That looks expensive

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wooooo finally one within a reasonable drive!!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I've persistently gotten socks every year for Christmas. I've got a drawer full of them yet I only wear the same 8 pair

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anybody else hear "ace of spades" playing in their head?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are easier ways to lock your closet door

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day I want to be shot out of the potato gun I built. "We love you" thwooomp. "Wow look at him go" "we did four seconds of aquanet"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Volcano

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was 5 I thought it would be fun to pee in this, my mom didn't think so

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But for real how did you get a work around for take your dog to work. Trying to plan one for my office

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lived in the flat area once. My dog ran away and two weeks later I still saw him running

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My crank broke so I improvised with a corded power drill. Never sure of how many spins. Just went of seconds with a full trigger pull

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't mind them that much, but would definitely prefer spoked wheels

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not a fan of the guy, but all we saw was a 16 second clip. We need to do our due diligence and get the whole story first before we post

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Can you post your recipe? But def tell us how your entire family hates eating pizza until you made this one day. 5 page min requirement

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

128 channels! I'm a far cry from that, do you have youtube channel?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0