Pentacus

67463 pts · December 13, 2012


Eat different parts of the body then fuse the remains into a frankenbear

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No this is the Krusty Krab

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At this point I’ve upgraded that into “being really into history and not having a reaction along the lines of ‘oh god, oh no no no NO’”

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IIRC so was hades in Greek mythology since part of his domain was anything under the ground

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5 times in fact. 6 if you count alternate timelines we’ve seen.

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Ash dies all the time: crushed by a chandelier, petrified, consumed and dissolved by a giant stone tree’s immune system, drowned and rescued by Manaphy, freezes to death protecting Victini (who later revived him), and in one alternate origin story Ash dies after Marshadow attacks him and he’s revived by Ho-Oh

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Good old compoundwords

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I mean Metaverse let’s you be a Mii and do zoom calls.

VRChat lets you be a 10 foot tall Ronald Mcdonald and your friends can be a group of furbies that summon Shrek through an unholy ritual.

When VR’s entire thing is that you can do and be anything, metaverse’s biggest sin was trying to make it boring.

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dQw4, those four characters are burned into my mind.

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Arctic Breeze smells like you’ve just given the party +1d4 frost damage and fire resistance for the next round

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Gonna be honest, I would love a “Mad Druid” and “Swamp Hag” perfume. Give me those moist leaves and moss smells! I want to smell like I’ve awakened from an enchanted sleep in a stone circle that the fae cast me into for a hundred years!

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…what do you mean “now”?

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The children yearn for the mines!

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Look at the eye, the guy is still alive, so he’s the one controlling the legs

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Or a dentist

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All AIs eventually tend towards being insane shitposters thanks to the unhinged nature of the people used as their training data. I am proud to be part of this one’s descent into madness.

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IIRC she had immaculate conception (born free of original sin). As humans are the only species subject to OS, she COULD BE a Komodo Dragon.

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#30 I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

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That’s not going to be difficult, they already consider women to be objects

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"he could wipe out the whole universe with a single *clap* just like that."

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Fellas, is it gay to not smell of fecal matter?

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Third. You know, the one where he BECOMES Vader?

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Third if you're doing things in wrong order, considering that's the one where we literally watch him become Vader

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Dentist, looking at teeth: MINE FOR THE TAKING!

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I remember when he showed your and Soatok's tweets. "Hold up, I recognise that butt!"

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The universe is literally a still-ongoing cataclysmic explosion so that tracks tbh

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According to Pokémon, Unicorn beats Dragon, so they're fine

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