Phobotech

50779 pts ยท August 30, 2014


Born '87 / M Straight / Dallas I'm a Pre Production artist for Cyanide & Happiness! I'm a biker, a student pilot, and a commissioned designer / artist. I love giant robots, metal, rock & roll, and kitties! Check out more of my creations at phobotech.newgrounds.com I'm also on Facebook.com/Phobotech

"Will you protect me, I have to go away"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We're going to need an army of Luigi's.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I highly recommend reading the Manga. Should be able to find it for free online.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the coolest thing I've seen in years.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not just inner city kids. It's everywhere. Back in Texas, my neighbor would try to trade cars. Had a guy that only had a certain cash amount, but sweetened the deal with an AK-47 + rounds. The tradeoff commenced, no paper-trail. That's why I laughed in my conspiracy theorist brother's face when he claimed "Obama is coming to take all our guns." No. We're armed with a permanent STD, the side-effect is possible gun-crime from anyone at any time. We must do anything we can to mitigate that problem.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

IS WARM

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reversed.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually pretty incredible

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I understand the skepticism with staged videos for clout and views- this chain of events is believable at face value. So let's just bask in the serotonin for a second, and reserve our analytical brains for matters of consequence.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

...Why don't we just kill them? They're not going to be afraid of us any other way? Guaranteed, once they start systematically getting exterminated, one by one, they'll start changing their tune.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

She was my favorite

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a martial artist, wtf was that fighting stance.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how much of that is contributed by the fact that most of their party is comprised of older people...older people that may be immunocompromised to a certain viral pandemic...and an older demographic that partakes in anti-mask / anti-vax rhetoric. "Where did all of our donors go?" Uhhhh they probably DIED.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. So Stonehenge (The Ace Combat anti-asteroid cannon system) was built in Egypt.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT's what Grok is? Why the fuck did he name it after a caveman?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Monsanto? Aren't those the guys that make RoundUp which poisons the soil for 50 years making any vegetables or crops grown on that soil tainted and unsafe to eat? THE Monsanto? The Agent Orange in the Vietnam War guys?

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 10

I want to move to Scotland. It's gotta be better than this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But it's true, THIS IS DANGEROUS

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Waitaminute, how dare you leave. I'm not done being mad at you."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't even afford to move out of this fucking state, let alone this broken country. I feel trapped in Texas.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the most armed and dangerous demographic in America. Permanently hampering their vision guarantees a modicum of safety for the rest of us.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We need to do everything we can to convince them to do it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need to do everything we can to convince them to do it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love to see it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Dad had passed away, and I shed tears when it happened, and I welled up at his service. I was listening to a ton of synthwave at the time, and I really like The Bad Dreamers. One night, on the way back home, I was digging the sound of a song of theirs. Turned up the volume, and I couldn't ignore the content of their lyrics, and the dam broke. I fucking wept my eyes out in mid-drive. The song is called "One Way Ticket"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta get the fuck outta Texas.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0