PigsCanJump

88222 pts ยท April 10, 2015


Soldier, gamer, traveler, and actor. Fun stuff. Advocate of the oxford comma.

Remember, he is a Ranger tab-less infantry officer which means he ain't worth the paper his oat of office is printed on, and also, both of his Bronze Stars are participation trophies because at that time they were giving them to ever officer who set foot in IRQ or AFG regardless.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its always warm, save for the rainy season thunderstorms. Basically its Florida year round

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They would absolutely say, why tf would you spend your time building a small house for your dog, what is wrong with you. And if you told then no, I spend money at a store for an already built special doghouse, they might actually slap me.

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While working in Liberia I saw several houses in the countryside with dogs on the roof. I asked my driver what that was about. He told me the dogs just had a bath. My face was just ???? Yes, he said, you give the dog a bath and you put him on the roof to dry off. I said, why not use a towel. He said "Of course you do not use a perfectly good towel to dry a dog, what is wrong with you??" I had no idea how to respond to that.

1 week ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Reserve and Guard do a test every month, but its only a percentage of people. So you may go 6 months without getting tested.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Come back? I want to cuttle!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to me because they said I made threats again Naziferatu (aka Stephen Miller).

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Vegas is trash and shouldn't exist in today's world. Waste if water, electricity, and is a theme park city for people who dont live in actual cities. Let it rot like Atlantic City.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naziferatu. Because he just fucking skulks in the corner and it's disgusting when he opens his mouth.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh.. hello sir. I know this is a bit sudden and awkward, but you dont happen to have any room in those pockets do you?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Disgusting display of tacky "wealth"

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But them and theirs "had a good reason" or will certainly get special consideration. Like Duterte and his drug running son.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids going places. Not college, ir even the next grade, but some kinda place for sure.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Adorable, but getting at face level with a goat like that is asking for a concussion.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"BUT I WAAAAAAAANT ITTTTT! WAHHHHHHH!!"

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind, his influence is dangerous because there isn't a single other administration where we knew who the "assistant WH Chief of Staff" was. The position is a sham. He's basically if wormtongue worked for Denethor instead.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lewis Black did that joke many years back around the Enron days. Maybe it was already being passed around, but he didnt say "its probably illegal" he said "it should be illegal"

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nothing on this earth gayer than a straight US Soldier/Marine

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You've fallen in love with yourself" babitchka, do you realize how much so many of us WISH we could do that?? Yeah, I miss you so go to Ukraine and die there so I can look like I did my patriotic duty as a shitty Ruzzian mom.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brainrot. Theyre just walking corpses who can sadly vote.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I got fully doxxed for my Kirk comments recent. Death threats, calls, emails ensued. And then lots of messages like, we are all Charlie Kirk. And while I ignored most I had to respond with "so you all have lowercase teeth?"

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got doxxed for saying almost exactly this and I for 48 hours of death threats and harassment and they posted my number and address on the nazi bird website and 4chan.

Now the Army is considered taking my rank or reprimanding me. But ill go to Leavenworth before I apologize about those comments. This timeline sucks.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also read The Killing Season. Details the entire plot and how Suharto actually took the US/UKs regime change plan and took it even further.

6 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Marine biologists are so full of wonder and love, and the names extend to how they name creatures. Ornithologists are full of... well... I mean, look at the names! Do they even like birds??

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have gotten death threats and screen shots have been submitted to my bosses over this.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the Kirk shooter is just as photogenic, we definitely live in a simulation.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Emotional support max capacity safety himbo. Available at CostCo

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