PizzaAmnesia

32479 pts · October 5, 2013


If you message me I'll send you a picture of a pizza. Anyways. Stay in drugs, don't do school, smoke some cigs, those are cool. Eat some pizza, get amnesia. Sleep it off, run some distance. Have a pint, maybe two. Grab a butt, act a fool. Work so hard it makes you sweat, give much more than you get. Love so hard you lose your mind, hug so hard, break their spine.

Pizza lips?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like Vulgaria but with Spanish accent.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We must adapt as society to survive the apocapizza.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah he likes to come to the glass when I'm looking at the tank.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see people do worse things while driving. I was a long distance from a car if front of me and I was going below 40mph.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which action is exactly illegal?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that one time? Karma remembers.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I tkhought the K was silent.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably all smoked up on these marijuana sticks.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

Warning shots

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anyone hungry for fish tacos?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

It's usually one person or insurance paying not a whole stadium of people over and over.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Of genius

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Witam do internetu. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ja pierdole jakie detale. Zajebjsta gierka ziomy! Życzę powodzenia! Pozdrawiam!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They killed my cat. Now they are going to eat led. After this marathon of New Girl on Netflix. It's Jen.

9 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 0

How about a return rate on kid napping?

9 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

Or pun at farties.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also people will point to anything for a well yeah

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Also his return return

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I C, plus you could have played with her perls

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this cat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever heard of dude-fill-b?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't think real men have time to care about what some hormonal teenager writes online.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have a fear of money, friends and acceptance...

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

If Jackie Chan and Gilbert Godfrey had a baby?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean alive, not the mud whirlpool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a metaphor for college.

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0