PopeTom

1862 pts ยท November 30, 2016


June Tuesday?

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lars Ulrich to write a very stern letter to all COX subscribers.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The buck only stops with Trump if he thinks he can embezzle it.

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My hypothesis is that shortly after January 20, 2027, assuming that natural causes haven't gotten him by then, Trump will be removed via 25th amendment procedures.

The Republicans will back this hoping that this will allow JD Vance to constitutionally serve ~10 years as President of the United States.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

All war resolutions should include a wealth tax. Not income, wealth. Everyone who owns more that (let's say) $10 million in assets gets taxed on those assets until the war is over.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You by Heart is another on par w/ Every Breath You Take for, "this isn't a wedding song."

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still find myself surprised by the number of people 100% familiar with a songs chorus but near 100% ignorant if the intervening verses.

Many times the chorus takes on a whole different meaning than you expected if you actually listen to the verses. A great example is Beautiful World by DEVO.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once the market finally figures how much BS Trump is full off the next great depression will begin.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When you want Darth Vader but you get Darth Dunning-Kruger.

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The worst part of being an Atheist is that if I am right I'll never actually know.

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"Sure you are suffering now but your reward will come at some unspecified future date that we promise is right around the corner." - grifter talk

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What has he deregulated?

From what I understand, his bowels.

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Love a good henge.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr. Masterson has a good approach but I prefer this.

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8 years, 8 months, and 28 days.

That's not six months. Therefore Rumsfeld was technically correct.

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The don't acknowledge Jesus was a Palestinian Jew.
A Black anti-Christ is right out.

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I think part of their Armageddon prophecy requires that the anti-Christ rule for something like 3 - 4 years.

So American Evangelicals will support him/her/them for all the same reason they also support Israel.

Because they are a F'n death cult.

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I wish he would just say, "if you keep talking about the Epstein files will nuke Tehran."

You know just to be honest once in his miserable life.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's that joke, 'what's round on the ends and hi in the middle.?"

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I would like a politician whose view on social issues is something like, "people should be left alone to live their lives as they feel is best for them."

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My favorite is similar.

AI developed to detect skin cancer. It has a very high success rate. On closer examination it was discovered that it was looking for scale rules in the picture. No information on how good it may have been at detecting bananas.

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If your options are a convoluted conspiracy that would require hundreds (if not thousands) of people to keep quite about to pull off OR it's just some stupid waste of time, money, and resources by idiots who think they are geniuses then it's almost always that second thing.

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On December 28, 2015 God died.

Things have been going wrong ever since.

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"We don't have the math to count this much negative." - Gallup

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