PornhubsFirstTree

147679 pts · May 20, 2011


I've been to prison once. I've been married, twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.

Wasp grabbed a grasshopper and was flying around with it.

Points 30
Comments 3
Views 1935

Fruit pouch or hair coloring?

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Views 731

Damn you Cuomo.

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Views 979

Nice.

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Views 1160

Damn Covid.

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Views 2574

Most important thing you need to know today.

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Poor Jason

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Views 1393

Thanks

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Dots.

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Views 1652

The boy doing his thing. Play time.

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Life changes

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New wardrobe for the whole tribe

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MRW I see something i shouldn’t have and that person asked if I saw it.

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Changed my mind.

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Views 351

Decided to freak my wife out with the camera in my garage...

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MRW when it's the 29th 4 hours early EST

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I really want to start my own beach, but I need everyone else to contribute some of their own...

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Views 963

Motion sensor went off in the garage... made sure my wife saw it first.

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Views 5127

MRW I take the first sip of coffee in the morning and it triggers a shit

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Views 5189

Someone will say what is lost can never be saved..

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"It's your cake day!" -IMGUR

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Views 1598

10th Favorite ... way back in May 2011

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Views 606

29th

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Can everyone donate some sand on this 29th?  I just want to start a beach.

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Bort.

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Undefeated pitcher at the Special Olympics.

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DUMP and DUMPER

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We aren’t going to the park, are we?

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Protecting at all costs..

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New shirts!

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Genius

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First sip of coffee for the day... instant shit triggered...

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This is true.

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M(Brain's)RW  it's the first day of the month I am working

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Ah... Nevermind.  I will.

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There's only a few.

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Comments 7
Views 1567

When BigDickIvan needs help... pornhub is there for you.

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Oh look, Mom packed me air for lunch.

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Views 7231

Corona "Cabinet"

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MRW I'm drinking coffee and IMGUR tells me it's my cake day.  7 years ago we lost this guy.

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Comments 11
Views 26335

DUMP and DUMPER

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Views 202

It hurts to admit..

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Views 3652

The Duchess saw a bear run out of some guy's apartment.

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Cheese Rollin

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Comments 3
Views 1298

Classic Simpsons

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Views 1622

Who needs a watch?

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Views 959

I must confess.

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Views 1891

7th Cake Day... First thing I ever added to my favorites...

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Views 238

Someone will say what it lost can never be saved.

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Views 626

We are going to the vet, not the park face.

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Views 862

DUMP and DUMPer

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No thanks today.

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DUMP and DUMPer

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How to tell time.  The easy way.

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NSFW

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Flat sun

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Oh, I see you’re eating wings?!

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Might as well stay inside

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Views 303

Flip a baby.

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Views 3949
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