PretendThisIsAWittyUserName

16504 pts · June 24, 2014


Think of the most witty thing ever said, now pretend I posted that here

You’re not afraid to be under there?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where is this...and how do I join?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You made my week!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Impressive but how did he get up there to start?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That look back at the end..”I blame YOU!!”

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Whoops a sprinkler head!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Their reaction time though. Wow. 1 even got away.

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 5

Your husband has a big nose!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like more safety gear should be worn for this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And off he goes...he doesn't call, he doesn't write...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brain hurts

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is this person doing holding them, then?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok.....seriously, what happened?

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Blowing the kiss at the end is just rubbing it in

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

My son has autism, and works at Whole Foods as a dishwasher. I get reports saying he’s their best dishwasher.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sarcasm detection +1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, what you're really saying is, "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage..."?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it was to ruin the car.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cat. Defiantly the cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey man, stay in your lane! - Rhino, probably.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby shark dodo dododoododododoodo baby shark!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Broke a 1000.00 window for a $50 stuffed animal. Fucker.

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking the chance of hurting my sister? HELL YA!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lady’s got charm

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably saved her life. Maybe start with a inert grenade for practice?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll take “Places I never want to be in a wind storm.” Alex

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Owners dog that they bring with them every day

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, thats the breed of dog that has bitten me twice at work.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0