16504 pts · June 24, 2014
Think of the most witty thing ever said, now pretend I posted that here
You’re not afraid to be under there?
Where is this...and how do I join?
You made my week!
Impressive but how did he get up there to start?
That look back at the end..”I blame YOU!!”
Whoops a sprinkler head!
Their reaction time though. Wow. 1 even got away.
Your husband has a big nose!
Seems like more safety gear should be worn for this
And off he goes...he doesn't call, he doesn't write...
My brain hurts
What is this person doing holding them, then?
Ok.....seriously, what happened?
Blowing the kiss at the end is just rubbing it in
My son has autism, and works at Whole Foods as a dishwasher. I get reports saying he’s their best dishwasher.
Sarcasm detection +1
So, what you're really saying is, "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage..."?
I think it was to ruin the car.
The cat. Defiantly the cat
Hey man, stay in your lane! - Rhino, probably.
Baby shark dodo dododoododododoodo baby shark!
Broke a 1000.00 window for a $50 stuffed animal. Fucker.
Taking the chance of hurting my sister? HELL YA!
Awesome!
The lady’s got charm
Probably saved her life. Maybe start with a inert grenade for practice?
I’ll take “Places I never want to be in a wind storm.” Alex
Yep. Owners dog that they bring with them every day
Yep, thats the breed of dog that has bitten me twice at work.
You’re not afraid to be under there?
Where is this...and how do I join?
You made my week!
Impressive but how did he get up there to start?
That look back at the end..”I blame YOU!!”
Whoops a sprinkler head!
Their reaction time though. Wow. 1 even got away.
Your husband has a big nose!
Seems like more safety gear should be worn for this
And off he goes...he doesn't call, he doesn't write...
My brain hurts
What is this person doing holding them, then?
Ok.....seriously, what happened?
Blowing the kiss at the end is just rubbing it in
My son has autism, and works at Whole Foods as a dishwasher. I get reports saying he’s their best dishwasher.
Sarcasm detection +1
So, what you're really saying is, "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage..."?
I think it was to ruin the car.
The cat. Defiantly the cat
Hey man, stay in your lane! - Rhino, probably.
Baby shark dodo dododoododododoodo baby shark!
Broke a 1000.00 window for a $50 stuffed animal. Fucker.
Taking the chance of hurting my sister? HELL YA!
Awesome!
The lady’s got charm
Probably saved her life. Maybe start with a inert grenade for practice?
I’ll take “Places I never want to be in a wind storm.” Alex
Yep. Owners dog that they bring with them every day
Yep, thats the breed of dog that has bitten me twice at work.