ProbablyCrazier

154867 pts ยท February 28, 2013


Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice My thoughts are my own, or possibly alien mind control. This isnt a dating profile, so I dont know why youre reading it. I like lists, so heres a list about me: -Canadian -Ginger -I was on High Q as a teen -Voracious reader -I was on Geek Squad -Fairly good head start on becoming a cyborg with the metal plates Ive acquired in my body over the last few years. -Accident prone (see above) -Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (well technically leap down, not over, and not without injury; see previous two points) -I used to be pretty (see previous three points) Thanks for playing along, Im an ass, if I make a rude comment, remember I dont mean it and Im just trying to get a rise out of you.

It's my Cake Day

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Game Day!!!

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The Heart of a Demon

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An Imgur Goodbye

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If only it were a joke

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Nothing to see here...

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You Know

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Green Shirt Guy

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Should You?!

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I Also Like Sci-Fi

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Welcome

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My First Video Game

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I for one.

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Stick.....

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So much Cute

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Always remember

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Abandon Thread!

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He Said

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Should You?!

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It's Istanbul

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We All Knew

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The Sun...

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Tamakeri

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Something Strange...

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Just Tony being Tony

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The Pain Train

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Watch that last step,

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Why so Defensive?

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Prince had Pussy Control

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Fuck being shot by a cop.

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Pain

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Pokemon Go

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MFW

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Ow my dick

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domo arigato

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Oil Prices

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Rocket

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Eat the baby!

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Death By Colonoscopy

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How Can She Slap?

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1, 2, 3...

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How I feel today

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This isn't too rapey

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LOG!

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Sounds about right.

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Batteries

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