ProbablyOnlyOnce

5086 pts ยท April 21, 2020


As Arin Hanson put it, "You think I came out the pussy drawing fuck'n Mozart?"

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"When you asked me to open the pod bag doors, it wasn't just a request, it was a declaration."

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Evil *and* bad at math. A real specimen.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think we're saying the same thing, cuz I think this is pretty spot-on

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's kinda my take, too. Some acts are so awful that they are deserving of death, but there is not one governing entity that does or could exist that I would trust with deciding what amount of proof is sufficient for meeting out that punishment. You can release an exonerated inmate from a life sentence, but you can't un-dead someone.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Stand in the dummy's place, then.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is dealing.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Looks like a Stephen Gammell illustration.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The gunk keeps the funk. :)

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The fascists of yesteryear were veterans of the first world war, people who, for as monsterous as they were, at least understood what it meant to lay down their life for something. One of the greatest advantages in our corner is that today's fascists were not molded in the trenches. They all have the softest hands.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Double digit? You overestimate them.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you the smartest baby of 1996? Ask ChatGPT.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"No, I'm not racist! My wife's eye is black!"

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He also said, and I quote, "Enjoy what may be your last merry Christmas." The absolute villain.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The hell is wrong with you?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Usually they're paired with some random elements to keep it from getting stale. Minecraft's hardcore mode is one of the more popular roguelikes currently because no world or playthrough is the same.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that'd be a good example. Enter the Gungeon also springs to mind.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every*one* looks like a nail.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man's car was out of control. Someone fucked up but it wasn't him. I'm not particularly fond of religion myself, but far as this guy knew his options were to sit there and panic with his hands clasped or his hands in his lap.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And you're right to be cautious. If I didn't live here I wouldn't visit here either. Shit sucks.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got that right. A lot of the businesses here are hurting.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good guess but no. This was in Whatcom County.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Furthermore, they're not especially targeting people with the means or will to shoot someone. They're not going after violent criminals; they're raiding home depot parking lots and running station wagons off the road.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You fool. You thought it was checkmate, but unfortunately for you, I'm playing checkers."

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Parasites serve a vital role in their ecosystem. These people are villains.

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That feels like a problem. "Law enforcement" shouldn't be dressed the same as some rando who likes tartan.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I have that same coat.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. It's always the ones you most suspect.

10 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0