Problemwoodchuck

615894 pts ยท December 25, 2017


ain't nobody got thyme for that

Who's strait, who's not, in this day and age who cares? I mined my business

22 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In 2026 the runaway ramp and the orphanage are the same exit

23 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Dispatch: But you're still on time right?

23 hours ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

23 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If you're going to show us your blue bees you should mark this mature

1 day ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Blucher was a heavy cruiser, not a battleship and even though they displaced almost twice as much as its British counterparts it really didn't bring much more to the table in protection, speed, or armament.

You could say that the design was abby-something

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet she's fascinated by cheese

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

2030 sounds about right, sadly. 4 years seems about standard for open world RPG dev cycles and CDPR investor reports suggest that they're in the early stages with the switch from preproduction to full on production expected this year.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe they shouldn't have taken his stapler

3 days ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

Schumer's "Hey, stooooop that, I'm as upset as my donors allow me to be!" levels of resistance aren't any more effective than they were in Trump's first term but when the GOP controls all three branches I don't see many options at all. But in the sense that playing for keeps 10 years ago might've been a good idea, that's one that DNC screwed us all on.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

All this, over the Strait of Hormoooz?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a new one to me. Looks delicious, would go to the hood for

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good luck! Jellybean's in good hands

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wheezy old man: Beetlejuice to beetlejuuuuuice!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fish really doesn't deserve this

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Blunt the pointed stick by jamming a melon on the end, then you shoot the melon, thus reducing the point to a nub

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure. Healthcare followed in the footsteps of the automotive and defense industries in practically setting the public agenda through lobbyists even before Citizens United. When healthcare reform was under serious consideration in the 90s, insurance companies bought Bob Dole and started a propaganda campaign against it.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Probably fewer tacos though

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

How was Weapons? I'm only aware of it through Conan's parody skit at the Oscars.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And in the post cold war world we probably could've had the world's strongest military by far, fulfilling the deterrence end of our foreign policy with ease, and combated global warming on the same budget and come out ahead.

1 week ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. Changing their affiliation would be an admission that they got conned, so now it's like a sunk cost fallacy on repeat until it's a forever problem

1 week ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Seems like it's moving that direction since this bunch of clowns couldn't deescalate a problem at a burger king drive through but I'd guess that orders came through for boots on the ground in Iran

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I wish to pet the danger doggo

1 week ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 2

Hitching your wagon to a far right nutjob whilst simultaneously wanting to be a pretty pretty princess really does require the self awareness of a slowly rotating potato in a microwave. He could've just gone and done his own thing, but nooooo

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel as though there's meant to be a punchline like "I'm never playing modded minecraft with him again"

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Overly Attached Asian Girlfriend seems to have that come a little too natura--oh, sourdough yum!

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

He's probably 0-40

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Extremists don't care about casualties or damage to infrastructure, only staying in power. The more ordinance we drop and casualties we cause, the easier it is for Iran's hard liner leadership to depict this war an existential threat to the average Iranian and stay in charge.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bleeding the US of lives, money, weapons, and what little prestige and diplomatic options it has left is probably enough

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1