ProfessorPoopyButthole

32305 pts ยท July 19, 2017


I enjoy Destiny 2 out now on PC, XBOX, PS4, & Google Stadia. Memes to make me dream. Send me a message, and make a friend. I'll generally chat with whoever about most things. Be awesome to one another. If anyone gets this to the front page and tags me, I'll be sure to send you something super special.

Never has a woman given me a bigger and harder fear boner. I think I might be in love with her.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work at home

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well it's a holiday tree it has no religious ties thus it's not a religious symbol.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Please hold my head with your thighs?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a big fucking head of a nail situation.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Mommy?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just a gourmet McGriddle

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can tell the actress who played Julie was still learning her craft.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was great in the FNL, I just haven't seen Midnight mass and in still he made a very Matt like smirk.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear Matt Saracen asking Julie if she'll maybe go out with them.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I have long made sure that I shit on company time everyday.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely thought the first pic was a elevator....

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No they don't they're too busy picking leather from their teeth to actually learn anything.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The dark lipstick is A1 perfect!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I'm hearing it was a sick ostrich.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's a nice door.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so fucking sorry. Sending you some hugs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess you and I have different definition of friends.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Texan here it's not much better.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Being drunk doesn't excuse people of being assholes.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Doesn't mean he wasn't an asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Moo dogs are funny

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a terrible day for rain

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Obamacare is basically the same exact thing as Nixon's national health care plan.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Raphael Cruz lied!? I'm shocked... Well not really because he is a piece of shit who left his constituents to die while he ran away.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Modern day Republicans are fascists and modern day Dems are just pre Reagan Republicans.

4 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 6

Fuck that I don't want to pay for his free housing and food. He's a piece of shit who should be put on a remote island with nothing.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Haha that's funny.

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