PuckerScream

90627 pts ยท February 25, 2022


The thirstiest guy you've never met.

#4 is from a boat capsizing off Turkey in 2015. A woman and her 2 kids were refugees trying to get from Turkey to Kos.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His future wife, Erica Kirk, wants him to be slim like her ex-hubby.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#90 "That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?"

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, *this* dad has too much bod.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I used to wear a high and tight flat top. It's a bit of an art form. I tried to let someone cut it once that assured me they could do it. Learned from then on, I had to stay with the old school barber shop.

1 week ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Fucking ninja edit!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 I think at that point, I would just start "accidentally" barfing on food and food prep surfaces. See which is the bigger inconvenience then. Me being out, or you cleaning the entire store after every 3rd order?

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

It's disappointing when stupid/shitty people and organizations get redacted from this type of thing. give us some info on who and where this is, so we never give them a dime.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

If we have SO MUCH, why are we trying to confiscate more?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. I started doing that a while back. Not sure what we're supposed to get out of it. I get themed days every week and whatnot, but that shit is just old.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

All I pointed out is that due process is already well under threat. Take that and do with it what you will. I didn't suggest anything.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure if you guys have been paying attention over the last few months or not, but that's already happening. See: American citizens being kidnapped or executed by a government gestapo entity (ICE).

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Too bad it didn't hit him square in the face and collapse his stupid fucking skull.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess. I mean I meant what I said, but not that I agree with it. Does that get a /s? To clarify my above comment...fuck Dump.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not just make 10 louder?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Personally, I think this would be a move so that we are unencumbered by all these pesky alliances, so we can conquer whoever the hell we want. We're just in the business of trying to piss off and take over the world. All your toys are ours now.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do people think this is "funny"? Is this the brainrot shit that passes for amusing?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Who the hell keeps track of something like that anyway? It's almost like he goes around doing it just so he can say a number.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2-4 really hit the mark for me.

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

They don't either. They're fucking dense.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good. Now hit the largest.

1 week ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Maybe Israel can have a devastating nuclear accident that turns their whole country into a sheet of glass.

2 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

That's horrific.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should probably stop. Your "I don't know what I'm talking about" is showing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooh, you motherfucker, you. When I first clicked on it, I wondered why it didn't have 15k downvotes. This was worse than a Rickroll.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That stop-motion effect is giving off real Clash of the Titans (1981 version) vibes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm yoinking a number of these for my annual Easter Sunday Blaspheme Extravaganza. See you in a couple of weeks!

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

*was* - I realize it's her choice and more power to her I guess, but IMHO, she fucked up her face. Shame.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love seeing athletes remember that they were once that kid in the stands. It's like when ball players play catch with a kid in the outfield seats for a couple minutes during warmups. That girl will remember that forever.

3 weeks ago | Likes 479 Dislikes 2

Speed of sound is 767 MPH you dolt.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7