Quantumkittens

1138 pts ยท June 10, 2017


Play dead!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do the copper look over the nebula, we gotta see them together!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask for a faceless shoot, or masked. It'll help maintain the anonymity of it, and still let you have your dream come true!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's lying, it's his pop's tart.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can have both

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'll play snake on it till it kills itself

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rawr, more like

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was obviously a case of autoerotic asphyxiation

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As bad as I am at most of them.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I play most games on hard because I feel like the developer meant for it to be played that way, and I don't want to let their hard work down

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call dibs on his girlfriend's brain

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Camel lips, fam. Super versatile as graspers

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always liked my juices with extra bulb

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe condiment packet twist bombs. You twist a condiment packet enough that the slightest pressure makes it squirt out at high velocity.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read as "That's a man that's made of a thoudand omlettes," and now i'm afraid of the self propugating army of omelette warriors now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dems is good puppers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We were gonna order a whole lot of pizzas and then Gir was gonna roll around in them all and become a giant pizza.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We came outside after hearing godawful screeching sounds, and there our rabbit was, eating a still twitching coyote.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had a pet rabbit that we kept in the back patio. Come coyote season, this fucker, at 5 years old, ripped open a coyote's throat.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's his name, dont rub it out.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fucken doot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruh, woth specs like that, you could get nearly any girl in a second

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Farmer wearing straw hat, tilling the ground

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This lucky guy gets to keep getting bigger automatically, and here I am doing it analogue.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love spicy honey

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOME PLAYER SCARRED THEIR CHILD WITH A DRAGON FUCKING BARD FROM 1376, AND EVERYBODY IS FORGETTING THE SEVERITY OF DRAGON AIDS

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ever heard of the GTA San Andreas hot coffee mod?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0