RayInLA

3808 pts · March 3, 2015


I've 'cloud punched' a dozen times. It's like falling through fog/drizzle. Googles get wet. Never punched though under an open chute though.

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

C'est la vie!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and Twitching Tojo.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A stoner may well wait for a stop sign to green, a drunk driver will certainly speed through it!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

In between rock stars & ME royalty disregarding speed laws! If L.A. had a law like this, we would be driving DOWN the prices of these cars.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a current Californian, Northridge didn't even get me out of bed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That new fridge is terrible. My brother pulled his old white fridge back from his garage.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. No audio delay is the first giveaway.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A python tried to climb into my canoe once, in Thailand!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old jokes? ...oh yeah, Parler is closed.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 21

Humans show their rings only under ours eyes.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can already picture the beached, dead sea turtle with a bow on its head.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All 5 boroughs are their own counties too?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I see Al Davis in his style. One of the late, great Mad Magazine illustrators.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every Imgur post needs ‘funny’ tag ‘cuz I can see the reflection of my face on every one!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Network (more), look elsewhere, GTFO asap, keep your mouth shut & 'move on'.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At one job, I used to strip in the parking lot, before I left, everyday!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

into work 10 days later 'all better' (doc's note in hand -I love my doc!) HR said "Your'e laid off, BTW, we already got your laptop" LMFAO!!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I grabbed my laptop and moved an unoccupied laptop to my desk. I used all 9 of my sick days to find another job. Found a new job & went 2/3

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine was I overheard our dept was moments away from clearing us out. I immediately emailed my asswipe boss that I am going home sick. 1/3

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

beri beri symptoms?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The French?

5 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 8

40% of every marriage consists of yelling 'what?' from another room.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Maybe at 33' nobody can tell who a citizen is?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 14

is the front page of the Daily Mail?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to put on a sweatshirt yesterday for my beach bike ride.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her grandfather must be Colonel Flag?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe reverse image search the cub’s face? Tourist do love their snapshots.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0