RealWorldNPC

88816 pts ยท April 29, 2018


Hello. Why are you here? Probably a comment. I hope you liked it. If you didn't, I hope it didn't ruin your day. Either way, I'm not so great, so don't put too much stock into it. Whoever you are, I hope you're doing well. The world is hectic, and life can be a real shit show sometimes. I'm a liberal minded redneck. Yes, we're rare, but we do exist. I love to shoot guns and I'm a huge nature enthusiast that believes heavily in conservation. I try to eat only poultry and fish, though sometimes I lose my constitution and eat a steak, because omfg have you ever HAD a steak? Anyway, I'm also filled with existential dread and angst, and often get lost for hours contemplating the nature of reality. That might sound deep or philosophical to some, but it's mostly a hindrance. I exercise constantly to combat this. It somewhat works. I'm also pretty fucking nerdy. I love to escape into Science journals. I ingest as much as my small brain can comprehend. I also love music TV, movies, videogames, comics, and above all else, D&D! I like to DM. That's where my username comes from. World building is very fun to me, and another thing I can disappear into for hours. You've read quite a bit about me, you weirdo. I hope you don't have a crush or something. I'm emotionally unavailable. Only my children have access to that anymore. If you've read to this point, you're probably using this as an escape from whatever you should be doing. You know it's unhealthy, but you just keep doing it. I'm gonna stop typing now and you really ought to get back to it. Enjoy the rest of your day!

Be at peace my sweet girl.

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FL Gov attempting to stop voting restoration rights.

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May the force be without you

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Breakthrough in a type of CO2 reduction.

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They're giving Morpheus the blue pill.

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This is an animal that can still be saved. It just needs public pressure.

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Florida racing to be the first legitimate police state.

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Good for him

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This is a thing we're doing. #12

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MF Doom... A powerful voice goes silent. Rest in Power.

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You're never safe from Florida Man - and Woman

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Nothing to see here, move along.

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What's my age again?

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Covid Flow Chart by Dan Harmon

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