RedTailedHawk

435557 pts ยท September 3, 2014


I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin & Hobbes

I'd want launchable rocket fists.

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The scourge of the Transformers universe is a moon sized mechanical bunghole.

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I want to cover him with a little kitty blanket.

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Looks like Billy Idol.

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The suit said "Laurel".

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Do... do it honk?

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I'm pushing 60 and I had to register for selective service.

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Samsung is doing weird things. They're going to discontinue Samsung messages this summer and are trying get us to switch to google messenger, but I don't want to use it.

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The new Invincible suit said "Yanni".

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I don't know, its early yet.

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Maybe they're just ugly.

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It's interesting to see the process includes coating the foot with mystery cheese and filling the mold with sausage gravy.

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I should call her.

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Nevermind, and don't ask where Joe is.

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Does that mean the wait staff has no pubic hair?

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