Precious Blue Eyed Boy
*wheeze*
I'd cry too if I dropped that much of my hard earned money all over the damn floor
Wielded like a champ
Truth
Nananananananana Bat Burritos
They still care, just as you do.
I was living blissfully ignorant until users complaining about ads on the FP exposed me to the ads on the FP
Make it stop...
Push pups.
A fearsome red panda attacks its prey
Buuuurrnnnn
Solid tactic
When society expects you to act like a man, but you just want to prance around in heels like a pretty lady.
Hnnnng
Cured meats
Bearded Dragons Wearing Hats.
I feel like everyone will be able to relate this picture at some point in their life. I've looked back on it with great fondness.
'You feel so nice'
AHHHHHH ZABENYAAA PICKMEUPMOTHERFUKA
Um... Banana for scale?
The general consensus of all 5 year olds: a worse insult could never be given.
*Omnomnom* - Hey what are yo- *OMNOMNOMNOM*
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
Step here? Sure! What could possibly go wrong? GAHHHBLARGLEFLERP
Every time
Ghost fashions
With exam day coming up...
Coming home drunk like
FUCK YEA, SPRING.
BTG
Every year as I struggle through the squishy, round, and obnoxious.
Anne Hathaway comes in as a wrecking ball
Eating food with lipstick on
Anyone?... All of us? Oh.
MRW I'm with my attractive, socially competent friends
He's not so sure about the new guy...
This belongs here
ᴬᵛᵉᶰᵍᵉ ᵐᵉᵉᵉᵉ
*breathing intensifies*