RetardAIert

366729 pts · February 16, 2013


Fuck you, Dan.

Do a wheelie

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we able to install one these near my wife’s ass? Could supply energy for billions.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That would be a good edition for an emergency carpet spill kit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheerios is Nestle. Gotta boycott Nestle.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lmao same, I googled it to check because I was like wtf??

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stfu kid

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to just swipe by without upvoting but then I saw you removed the sound for us, so you deserve an upvote.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Advise them the best tool for the job.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah that’s quite clearly a cat mate.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They kill deers. They were released into the Antarctica and they wiped the deer population out. That’s why there’s no deer in Antarctica..

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

How do you train them to do that? (Legit want to know for when I get a puppy)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chronic pain? I’m already in my final form!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Whenever my wife pulls that face at me I always say “well you chose to marry me”

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I believe he is saying “put that back” as she is taking Christmas decorations out too early.

4 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 0

Now spring load that bad boy

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah those beach balls just get thrown about the whole crowd in random directions. Wouldn’t have been malicious.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Where as I openly say “LAME!” If my mother tells me her boring book plots.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like yo momma!

4 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Not that it’s any better.. But why burn the supplies instead of just taking them?

4 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro, wtf you pointing at?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah I don’t think she does

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Ah cool, didn’t know that. Thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would it not be easier to just put them through a roller or something?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have a lead in the 3rd pic. Where’s the picture of your dog? :O

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So at what point did you write your name in it?

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

What kind of fish is that?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too am painting. Send me your boobs and I’ll try and paint them!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to tell people I was a hacker in School. I used to view html source and edit the writing and save the file. I thought I was a genius.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0